Why do women get so mad when...

[Dog Based Gremlin]

you leave the toilet seat up?

You would have to be full retard to not look and see if its up or down before u plop your fat ass down to piss or shyt

i never saw a woman fall in but i guess some do

 

[dr. pill biden]

LOL I fall in sometimes but it's no big D just laugh it off. I have 2 brothers and a dad so I'm used to it. It takes 2 seconds to put the seat back down.

Maybe it's cause sometimes yall leave pubes on the bowl How the fukk does that even happen!!!

 

[Sierra Mist]

How dumb are you not to look though?

 

[Wayans Brehs]

LOL I fall in sometimes but it's no big D just laugh it off. I have 2 brothers and a dad so I'm used to it. It takes 2 seconds to put the seat back down.

Maybe it's cause sometimes yall leave pubes on the bowl How the fukk does that even happen!!!

so girls really falling in the bowl and shyt thought it was an exaggeration when I've heard this

that is really dumb

 

[Prestige]

LOL I fall in sometimes but it's no big D just laugh it off. I have 2 brothers and a dad so I'm used to it. It takes 2 seconds to put the seat back down.

Maybe it's cause sometimes yall leave pubes on the bowl How the fukk does that even happen!!!

We be scratching our ball-sack.

 

[dr. pill biden]

so girls really falling in the bowl and shyt thought it was an exaggeration when I've heard this

that is really dumb

Shyt happens :

When you drank a gallon of water that day and you gotta piss like a water buffalo you not really thinking like that. Especially when you're used to being at your own crib where there are no menfolk around.

 

[OPTiMO]

this inspired my latest FB status, thank u

 

[Sierra Mist]

Shyt happens :

When you drank a gallon of water that day and you gotta piss like a water buffalo you not really thinking like that. Especially when you're used to being at your own crib where there are no menfolk around.

You also don't think to close the door either obviously. Wut is logic? Rational thought? Such myths!

 

[dr. pill biden]

You also don't think to close the door either obviously. Wut is logic? Rational thought? Such myths!

 

[Broke Wave]

You also don't think to close the door either obviously. Wut is logic? Rational thought? Such myths!

i hate you ****

 

[Sierra Mist]

i hate you ****

If I hated someone I'd talk about him all day, everyday in threads he has nothing he has to do with too.

There was an episode of south park dedicated to this shyt too.

thats why

haha that's it!

 

[BrownSound]

thats why

 

[dr. pill biden]

thats why

OK I guess I misspoke when I said I fall in. My hips too big for alladat. My bare ass just touches the bowl raw briefly then just engage those quads real quick and squat it out

 

[Broke Wave]

**** you're just as good as banned when I get mod.

 

[Dooby]

Who seriously just sits down though?

Don't you have to look at the area, and aim your ass to land correctly on the toilet?