Why do women get so mad when...

[Dirk Diggler]

My mom would fall in the toilet trying to rush and pee in the dark

 

[Chief]

How can women just seat down, don't you wipe the seat before you go?

 

[JasonSJackson]

these chicks must be moon walking to the toilet seat and plooping down

 

[Family Man]

When yall nikkas get married you will piss sitting down just to avoid the bullshyt. Either that or piss in the sink.

 

[Nick Barnes]

OK I guess I misspoke when I said I fall in. My hips too big for alladat. My bare ass just touches the bowl raw briefly then just engage those quads real quick and squat it out

This post gave me a boner

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

When you drank a gallon of water that day and you gotta piss like a water buffalo

 

[CrimsonTider]

Women are full of shyt when it comes to this.

We don't complain when we have to let the toilet seat up and it takes the same effort as letting the seat down

 

[Cat piss martini]

dikk envy...
aint a woman on earth who hasnt thought about
having a dikk.
the power it has over their thought and emotion.
even dykes got dikk envy......dress like a nikka and wear boxers
with dikk hole in em but when it's time to piss.....bytch sit down!

leave them toilets seats up.....you wouldnt sit down without
making sure a chair was there..