Why Do Women Hate When You Fall Asleep While You're Watching Your TV?

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

That’s my wife all day.

She’s literally watching me out of the corner of her eye. The SECOND I fall asleep, she abruptly wakes me up….”why don’t you just go to bed?!?!?”

I’m like goddamn

Leave me the fukk alone

Now that's a red flag...she want you to leave so she can get on the phone with that nikka..I do the same so I can break out the coconut oil when I know her lazy ain't tooting that thang

 

[klientel]

Now that's a red flag...she want you to leave so she can get on the phone with that nikka..I do the same so I can break out the coconut oil when I know her lazy ain't tooting that thang

Lmao nah

She wouldn’t need to do that to get me to leave. She comes by me constantly. I’m always ducking off to another room to play ps5, watch football or some goofy shyt on Netflix. She’s just passive aggressive and takes it personal if I fall asleep when we are “hanging out”

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Cause she wants a young virile man. Falling sleep during a movie tells her your flabby and can't keep up. If you struggle to make it thru a movie how can you be here protector like a real man on nugenics could.

 

[humminbird]

they think it's a bonding moment so if you fall asleep you're not "present"

 

[Paper Boi]

you share that girl


take a nap grandpa

 

[Genos]

Look at this pandering fakkit

Simping in real life didn't work, so he's E-white knighting

Go back to LSA you fat fakkit

Breh, you're in here pandering to incels and women haters

 

[Ohene]

They bytch and moan about everything

this

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

women r fakkits

 

[Blankthawtz]

Cause she wants a young virile man. Falling sleep during a movie tells her your flabby and can't keep up. If you struggle to make it thru a movie how can you be here protector like a real man on nugenics could.

 

[MajesticLion]

like a real man on nugenics could.

 

[rabbid]

When she tugs on you only once and then lets you sleep if you still doze off... she's a keeper. that mean she really holding back to make sure she's not annoying as shyt.

the only time i get a little annoyed is if its in the hotel room. Like i really cant go anywhere else and im not trying to hear this true crime bullshyt, but then i just turn it off after she's asleep.. like what's so hard about that?

 

[Mowgli]

So the fukk what if I doze off while watchin TV or playing my vid games.... This my time with my devices... Stop telling me I fell asleep... So the fukk what?.... When I wake up I wanna be able to resume whatever I was doing without the nagging.... bytch..

They want to get plowed first.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Y’all married the wrong women