Why do you love roller coasters???

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Told myself the EXACT same thing.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago I got invited to go. I was like why not :manny:


Wind up being 4 females going with us.. They all were all hyped to get on the biggest fastest bumpiest death defying rides.. As a man I had NO CHOICE but to ride them or be looked at as a p*ssy by 4 p*ssy having humans. :birdman:


I literally had developed a massive headache riding them mfs but I played it off and pushed thru like a G :mjcry:




You had no choice breh :pachaha:

The last time I got on a ride was to impress some women too. :laff:

I didn't wanna do it but i wasn't going to have them looking at me crazy. :pachaha:
 

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They aight. I won’t say I necessarily love them, it’s just that when you go to amusement parks they really the only adult rides in there for the most part.

I enjoy the type of rides at Universal and Disney much better but for obvious reasons shyt like that isn’t everywhere.
 

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I was just at an amusement park with a group of young ladies ranging from 15 to 38 ...

I haven't been to a park in years and haven't been on a roller coaster in over a decade or so..

Soon as we get in the fukkin park these nikkaz wanna straight to the biggest fastest rides


Everybody on the roller coasters are :gladbron::blessed:..... I'm like :gucci:


Maybe its because I'm flabby status.. (In age not physique) but I just don't get the enjoyment and thrill everybody else seems to be getting


How do y'all love being thrown around and flipped around???
I like to go fast at all times. Just this week I went to the lake and went Jet skiing I almost crashed into other Jet skiiers and almost capsized a million times almost ran around and jumped over waves making my nuts hurt.

I immediately wanted to buy a Jet ski.
 

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This ride feels like you Finns fall out
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I love coasters cause of the drops. I hate theme parks in the summer time.


Cedar Point in October is that move.
 

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Told myself the EXACT same thing.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago I got invited to go. I was like why not :manny:


Wind up being 4 females going with us.. They all were all hyped to get on the biggest fastest bumpiest death defying rides.. As a man I had NO CHOICE but to ride them or be looked at as a p*ssy by 4 p*ssy having humans. :birdman:


I literally had developed a massive headache riding them mfs but I played it off and pushed thru like a G :mjcry:
Sad, if that bytch malfunctioned u woulda died for sum p*ssy
 
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