why does America feel the need to put Bacon in everything?

[You Win Perfect]

I like thick cut turkey bacon.

But America loves bacon because white flesh and swine are very similar, so it's like tasting their own essence without resorting to cannibalism.

turkey bacon

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

turkey bacon

I sprinkle some brown sugar over mine

Glazed turkey bacon

Not that butterball flimsy bullshyt

 

[Lord_Chief_Rocka]

I like thick cut turkey bacon.

But America loves bacon because white flesh and swine are very similar, so it's like tasting their own essence without resorting to cannibalism.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Pitiful humans....

*Realizes the majority of responses could begin with this and be accurate*

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Lets keep this going.......

Why do people dip every damn thing in ranch? Pizza, wings etc. What's the point of getting hot wings if you're gonna make them shyts bland and disgusting.

Wtf about sour cream in a taco or burrito? fukk that, add some El Yucateco habanero hot sauce or something

OH RANCH CAN DIE TOMORROW AND I'LL SHED NOT A SINGLE TEAR.

 

[Hey_zeus]

You ain't lived till you've had gourmet chocolate covered bacon.

 

[Easy-E]

Pitiful humans. You sit here wallowing in your filth. Primitive. Your poor diets will be the end of you upon our arrival.

@42 Monks

 

[Zero]

Bacon is fukking disgusting to me...that shyt has a pungent stench that cuts through the room when u cook it ...all that goddamn grease, jesus

Nah. Cooking bacon is


When that grease cools off and solidifies though

 

[UserNameless]

White people (not from the rural south) used to frown upon bacon


... this bacon wave just got poppin during the last 5-7 years where they’re all enamored with it now...


Probably some connected hog farmer lobby linked with a media mogul and got this poppin in pop culture .

 

[KOOL-AID]

Bacon is trifling, but I like other pork shyt just cnt fukk with bacon

 

[42 Monks]

@42 Monks

Bacon Indoctrination

 

[zayk35]

Bacon eggs and toast is all I require bacon for

 

[UserNameless]

Why Is Bacon So Popular Nowadays?

I made a similar thread too... every time I come on here I see so many threads that have been done so many times before ... folks allergic to that damn search feature tho.

 

[Easy-E]

White people (not from the rural south) used to frown upon bacon


... this bacon wave just got poppin during the last 5-7 years where they’re all enamored with it now...


Probably some connected hog farmer lobby linked with a media mogul and got this poppin in pop culture .

Not crazy

The whole "Got Milk?" way came about like this

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

I sprinkle some brown sugar over mine

Glazed turkey bacon

Not that butterball flimsy bullshyt

Where you buy that at