Why does anyone watch the news?

[Rick Roller 10]

Nothing but depressing ass stories. What are we supposed to do with all this fukked up info? Every time I watch it, it gets me down. I know it's important to know current issues, but shyt is disturbing.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

If there's nothing but depressing stories on the news, then you should take the time to be grateful for your life and see what you could have, rather than what you don't have.

 

[Xtraz2]

watching tha news is feminine

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Alright, don't watch the news one day, and go outside with your new sneakers on

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Then of course, some nikkas watch for hoes like this

 

[Vandelay]

I watch the morning news...Good Day Philadelphia...realest funniest news program ive seen. I listen to the radio for the rest of my local going to work and npr...sprinkle in meet the press, fareed zakaria and cnn, dailyshow and im good.

She does the traffic btw...

 

[mozichrome]

Why would nikkaz push pounds and powder
Why did bush knock down the towers
Why you around them cowards
Why Aaliyah have to take that flight
Why my nikka D ain't pull out his Ferrari
Why he take that bike
Why they gotta open your package and read your mail
Why they stop lettin' nikkaz get degreez in jail
Why you gotta do eighty-five percent of your time
And why do nikkaz lie in eighty-five percent of they rhymes
Why a nikka always want what he can't have
Why I can't come through in the pecan Jag
Why did crack have to hit so hard
Even though it's almost over
Why nikkaz can't get no jobs
Why they come up wit the witness protection
Why they let the terminator win the election
Come on, pay attention

 

[ugksam]

yo man that lizard shyt woulda freaked me out 2

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

24 hours news networks are pretty much a 24 reality TV station featuring politicians.

 

[observe]

Better and less depressing
http://www.happynews.com/

 

[Ronnie Lott]

i like to be informed

 

[yo moms]

The news is a device used to keep the masses in fear. That's why it's all depressing shyt on there.

Not to mention its all biased bullshyt anyway.