Why does eating booty got to be the final stage of willingness to do shyt? (is this fair??)

[It is a mystery]

This shyt is appearing as a constant meme all over the web
"People out here eating ass but won't do xyz?"

example:

Another example: That flu shot thread

Why do people who are just trying to enjoy some groceries have to be a fearless human being that will do anything with 0 fukks given? Why does eating ass make you a character off of jackass? Where in eating booty do people believe that these powers are being acquired from?

Thecoli speak on it

 

[concise]

Because that's where doodoo comes from.

 

[mannie flavours]

Have you not heard of the bacteria e.coli ?


There many types of the bacteria and and while most are harmless some can kill you.
Everybody out here gambling.

Is it gonna be diarrhea or kidney failure?
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