Its bad enough you have to live in the absolute worst region in America, but you cant even enjoy a sports team because they are all either historically atrocious or currently a laughing stock. 
-Chicago Cubs
-Whitesox (prior to 05, not winning in almost 95 years or somethin like that)
-Indians -
-Browns
-Cavaliers (lol)
-T-Wolves
-Vikings
-Twins
-Bengals
-Reds
-Pistons (average like 300 people per game)
-Lions
-Bucks
-Royals
-Chiefs
-Colts

-Chicago Cubs
-Whitesox (prior to 05, not winning in almost 95 years or somethin like that)
-Indians -
-Browns
-Cavaliers (lol)
-T-Wolves
-Vikings
-Twins
-Bengals
-Reds
-Pistons (average like 300 people per game)
-Lions
-Bucks
-Royals
-Chiefs
-Colts