Eternally Jaded
Superstar
I don't even shoot at white women like that but years ago after a picnic i was at Target n saw a white woman with the fattest ass, like 32 waist n 48 at the hips.That’s why I don’t be in there you gonna catch a charge looking at them heauxs. Last time i was in there a lil white girl look like she was from Nantucket with the two most perfectly formed set of bubble cheeks I’ve ever seen. Disappeared behind Aisle 2 and I never saw her again. SMH. & she was with a sista so you know I would’ve got the stink face for approaching.
Approached, even in sweats with grass stains on em, bagged n setup a date for the next weekend.
Never really went anywhere cause there was a dumb thick rican chick I was focusing on, but man that body was stupid.
Went into the bathroom on our one date and another brother came in.
Asking me while I was washing my hands, if I was out with that white girl with the watermelon booty.

