Why don't rappers have bulletproof whips as industry standard?

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Nah i heard the power of being affiliated with Tr3yway makes you impervious to bullets :ohhh:.you see the rainbow fang grill he sports nowadays? He can bite down on a bullet and render it useless :sadcam:


Ruger Rell taught him all his moves :mjgrin:
Naw, see what really happens is... 69 puts his rainbow hair in the form of a manbun, then dust heads start crawling out from behind the dumpsters and form an impervious bullet proof bum wall all around 69. Then they all start screaming "im from new York!"
 

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Naw, see what really happens is... 69 puts his rainbow hair in the form of a manbun, then dust heads start crawling out from behind the dumpsters and form an impervious bullet proof bum wall all around 69. Then they all start screaming "im from new York!"

He can summon Akademiks as a human shield with a single soo woo
 

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Can't buy bulletproof cars with prop money :sas1:


And the labels won't pay for it. Someone already made a thread about these rappers being grown in a lab. If you something happens to you they already have your replacements lined up :sas2:

"Lil Jumbo" , "Icy Zirtec" , "Ca$h Fiend", "Young Hokus Pokus"...etc
:lolbron:
 
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