1/15
@martianwyrdlord
Driving: have to continuously pay attention to the highway. Can't do anything but drive.
Flying: TSA. Tiny seats. shytty food. Did I mention the TSA?
Train: no security, you just walk right on. Don't need to pay attention, just sit there, read a book, enjoy the scenery.
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Who in God's name would take a train from New York to LA? Either fly or drive. A train is the worst aspects of both experiences combined, with the benefits of neither.
2/15
@6SpeedHypnotist
Driving nourishes the spirit and restores one's mastery of the physical. It is a dance with danger, self directed. Riding a train is squirting yourself into a casing like sausage meat. Degrading, meaningless.
3/15
@WallpaperKeith
Have you never travelled on a sleeper service with a bar and dining car? Private compartments? The sounds of a station at night as you stir in your bed at 3am? Morning coffee from the attendant served in your cabin? Trains can be a wonderful way to travel.
4/15
@6SpeedHypnotist
I have not had that chance, and my fear that we will soon lose personal automobile travel prevents me from indulging in such a treat. But you have a way with words. That sounds nice, if only as an occasional respite from the responsibility of self-steering one's transportation.
5/15
@WallpaperKeith
When I am emperor, all long distance trains will look like the Orient Express:
6/15
@6SpeedHypnotist
That is a beautiful train-car. Is that a real picture? My train knowledge is limited.
7/15
@WallpaperKeith
It is from an older build of the Orient Express. The new train design can be seen at
Train Orient Express | Orient Express, trains de luxe depuis 1883
It is quite something.
8/15
@6SpeedHypnotist
I am not a fan of trains for spiritual reasons. My bias may be because I am an American. Our trains (as far as I know) are not nearly so nice. Driving a car is one of the only brave things we have left. It's vitally important. But I would enjoy a ride on that train.
9/15
@WallpaperKeith
The idea that train travel isn't very American is a modern idea. Your network used to be incredibly extensive. This is a 1930's map of ONLY the main routes, not the minor lines.
Your network was decimated because of pressure from the (subsidised) road lobby - it was a choice.
10/15
@dryborer
Roads mean freedom and individualism. Trains mean that someone else decides when you leave, how fast you go, and how often you stop. It's no mystery why Americans said no thanks to that.
11/15
@martianwyrdlord
And airports mean what?
Americans weren't really given a choice. Their trains were dismantled.
12/15
@Americanism4you
Automobiles and airplanes are better, there are no two ways around it.
Before automobiles and planes, obviously trains were going to dominate.
13/15
@6SpeedHypnotist
General Motors streetcar conspiracy - Wikipedia
They did this with streetcars in the cities too.
14/15
@Purrpatrol
It was a good choice. I love car trips. Loud music, Pringles, great scenery and freedom.
15/15
@SlicinHammer
Yes, the 1930s when commercial flight was just getting off the ground. What was your point again?
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