Why Don't You Shoplift?

[ba'al]

White man steals people lands,culture, and resources no one cares. But let yo ass start hitting licks and all of sudden you're the bad guy now. FOH.
But to answer the Op I don't have to everything I need is provided by Uncle Sam ie ya'll tax dollars. I'm trying to save up and go legit and use the GI bill to pay for school.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Steal steak. It's easy as hell...

 

[NatiboyB]

I don't steal I rob

 

[ba'al]

I don't steal I rob

The little skit @2:44 always have me

 

[ba'al]

And white collar and high levels thieves are on another level with the shyt. Well Fargos bank finessing they clients pockets for 575 million. Facebook stealing nikkas information and selling it to Ad companies. But really ya'll nikkas give it to them when you sign up. The people at the top of the pyramid seem to always be finessing.

 

[King Poetic]

U don’t have to steal,,, just buy cheap like at Walmart

I usually go in there and buy a shirt say that is 15 dollars for $3 ... I just switch the tag

those greeters don’t check your receipt unless it’s some huge purchases

 

[richaveli83]

 

[BlackJesus]

Be a scumbag and then brag about it, brehs

 

[NoMorePie]

@Feds

 

[DamienWayne]

nikka said I save $ 100 a month by stealing

thecoli.com​

 

[Womb Raider]

Cuz I'm not a high schooler who has no money.

But I cosign the vibe of the thread. I think everyone should commit any crime they can get away with. Shoplifting, illegal traffic moves, murder, etc. If you're good at it and don't get caught, I can't hate on you. Do your thing.

Can’t lie this post made me

 

[flea]

If you ever got caught shop lifting as a kid, you probably won’t do it as an adult. It’s embarassing as fukk. My boy actually got caught shop lifting as a grown ass man and he had to miss a day at work to go to court over that shyt. He was so ashamed to tell me

 

[feelosofer]

I'm not going to jail over petty thievery.

 

[Anti-Anime]

I'm a law abiding citizen, officer

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I remember a How to Shopllift thread that got deleted