Why Don't You Shoplift?
- Thread starter ThaRealness
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Promote criminal activity on a message board brehs.I save about 100$ a week by stealing. I never steal from a locally owned business.
I don't understand why people pay money when they don't have to. Everything in any given store is there for the taking. Grab what you want, buy a snickers and leave
This.
Even when I got money and buy shyt with it these crackers think Im stealing...or Im doing something illegal. I dont have the complexion for the protection.
my homie manages security and loss prevention at a major dept store. there's nothing better than watching videos of the shoplifters getting close to the exit who think they got away w it, and you see them visibly add some swag to their nervous gait because they think they're home free, only to get tackled 15 ft later 
I don’t cuz I’m not a 12 year old girl at the mall
But what a lot of people who steal don’t know is they let you take shyt.
So you get away with them not seeing you the first couple times
Then they catch on
And wait till you take enough shyt to get you that felony and time
Dudes be thinking they’re slick criminals while the dudes upstairs are laughing
But what a lot of people who steal don’t know is they let you take shyt.
So you get away with them not seeing you the first couple times
Then they catch on
And wait till you take enough shyt to get you that felony and time
Dudes be thinking they’re slick criminals while the dudes upstairs are laughing
Theres nothing worth stealing at a place that also sales snickers. 
Having worked in retail, I see how it goes. Some stores do have security teams that really can’t do anything like on some Atlanta no chase policy tip
Other stores though have tight security and they might let you walk out with that 100 dollars or less haul meanwhile they building a case and bookmarking the clips for when you go over 1000 so they can charge you. Even with employees, had a dude stealing from the register for a couple days he hit 1000 they had cops come in with the cuffs for him
Other stores though have tight security and they might let you walk out with that 100 dollars or less haul meanwhile they building a case and bookmarking the clips for when you go over 1000 so they can charge you. Even with employees, had a dude stealing from the register for a couple days he hit 1000 they had cops come in with the cuffs for him
Shoog Shatmi
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Then when the grocery store goes out of business due to too many people (customers and employees) stealing, people complain about "food deserts".
I went to Menard's to get some screws. I brought one of my own so I could match it up for the correct size.
Once I got the correct one, I started to head the front to get checked out. As I walked off, I was going to put the screw that I brought with me in my jacket pocket. Then I thought: "Nah, they may be watching and don't want them thinking I am stealing...I'll just play it safe. Why go through the possible hassle even though I'm not in the wrong at all"
So I kept the screw in my hand in plain view until I got to the register.
I make too much to steal.
I wouldn't want anyone to steal from me
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