Why Don't You Shoplift?

[1970s HeRon Flow]

My spice game is

Makes the good taste 100x better knowing I stole the spice

 

[Marzupial]

I wish I had the courage to do it, cause every time I go to a store with a backpack they assume I will do it

 

[luckyse7enz]

Only thing i steal is beef jerky every once in a blue moon, if ever im in the dollar general i might grab a bag of jerky and ball it up and stick in my pocket lol. And that's cause i think the price of jerky is criminal, like the price of pistachios. You can get a damn steak for cheaper than both ffs.

And the price of honey. You're absolutely right. Jerky's like $7.00 for half a bag of air.

 

[fkthisgaysite]

The little skit @2:44 always have me

BIH LEMME GET DEM RANGS

AND DAT PURSE


AN ALLAT shyt IN HEA

The hardest song in the entire world...listen to his flow

 

[Silver Surfer]

Looking forward to you getting shot OP

 

[BiggWebb79]

 

[13473]

first line took me out

 

[Mindfield333]

Well if you wanted to encourage this activity you could mention that a lot of these large chains were probably initially funded through the slave trade... so People shouldn’t really care if they experience small financial losses. Plus the people that work there are underpaid and struggling.... but not the ceos. But for me personally, I don’t want no problems and the anxiety id feel would be through the roof

 

[Feds]

I save about 100$ a week by stealing.

Thank you for providing an exact figure and dollar amount

 

[Kairi Irving]

Only thing i steal is beef jerky every once in a blue moon, if ever im in the dollar general i might grab a bag of jerky and ball it up and stick in my pocket lol. And that's cause i think the price of jerky is criminal, like the price of pistachios. You can get a damn steak for cheaper than both ffs.

what the actual fucc

Nikkas admitting to criminal activity

 

[BaggerofTea]

I just think its fukked up morally speaking. I could never do it.

I'd feel like a piece of shyt.

 

[TripleAgent]

Because getting clapped is not the business.

 

[Money Be Green]

Not anymore. I used to fukk Burlington Coat factory up 2011-2012 . Upgraded all my old shytty boxers to briefs & also got endless socks.

 

[newworldafro]

My cac coworker shop lifts like crazy, he just puts stuff in his baby buggy & walks out

His pulled in 7/11 walked in grabbed a bottle whiskey & walked out,

Dude gets away with shyt. If he was black he would have been shot dead

What state is this?
By default skin color becomes a guard down situation.
Crazy.

 

[CookDat]

I used to go brazy at JCPenneys. fukk around and take like 3 different band tees at once and I'd just hide them in a McDonald's bag so people really just thought I had some food in the bag.

Nowadays tho I'm good on stealing lol even making an attempt to do it makes me feel nervous and I just stop myself and say fukk it just pay for it if you really want it