Why I love Being a Single Mother

DamonDashsRocAFellaChain

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What a fun thread! Some of my personal favorites that have been mentioned....

"If I do not feel like taking a shower, I never get teased." (so very true) :dwillhuh:

"I love that we can eat, sleep & do whatever we want basically anytime we want." (Oh yes, I love not having to check in with anyone! We can pick up and leave whenever we want to)

"I never have to watch wrestling" (or hour after hour of those d*mn video games) :dwillhuh:

"I just get buttered toast" (LOL! I'm buttered toast too :LOL )

"I can sing the most irritating falsetto opera in the house,without any inhibitions." (LOL! For now Owen can't articulate his words so I can sing to my hearts delight and noone tells me to shut up )

"I no longer feel the need to suck in my gut." (HAHAHA.... so true!) :dwillhuh:

"I can buy/not buy anything I want ... my money (what little I have ) is 100% my own now!" (Yes yes yes!! No more having to defend myself everytime I spend a couple bucks!)

"But the best part is being able to stay home with my baby." (I agree 100%!)

"more than a few times I've reacted to someone's remark on my parenthood achievements by saying serenely (and, okay, maybe snottily), "oh, but I'm a single mom, so I'm Superwoman."' (OH! I like this..... I'm gonna have to try this someday!)

"I love the fact that I don't feel any pressure to use that razor : )" (LMAO! Okay, yeah.... gotta agree. ) :dwillhuh:

"I can buy chocolate at will." (Or little debby cakes..... shhhhh...... don't tell....) :dwillhuh:

"Everyone that lives in our house is cherished." (This one deserved to be repeated )

"I am less lonely that I was during my marriage." (I hear ya)

"And I feel healthier." (It is amazing, isn't it? I feel better now, almost exactly 1 year later, than I did during what was supposed to be the "happiest time of my life"- just had a baby and planning a wedding)

And a few of my own...

No more deafening silences that last for days.

No more pretending to sleep when I hear the door open, knowing that he is home.

While there is still stress about money at least I know how much I have, as compared to before I was a single mom when ex would blow hundreds of dollars at a time, without telling me, and have nothing to show for it... leaving me to figure out how to pay the bills.

I can dress Owen however I want--- yes, I got him the cutest outfit for Thanksgiving- complete with a plaid button down shirt, blue dress pants, and a sweater vest (and I'm searching for some matching dress shoes)--- and NOONE can tell me no (though my dad told DS he was sorry and he would "save him" on Thanksgiving :LOL ). I'm also in the process of sewing him a Santa outfit for Christmas

I no longer have to sleep on the couch with DS, we get the whole bed to ourselves

I feel sorry for these kids :snoop:
 

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I leave here with this....
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this just sounds like a low life bytch...there are plenty of great single mothers out there but I was so lucky to grow grew up in a two parent home
 

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Single mothers can talk all this shyt all they want to. They all long for a nikka to bust in their face. They would love that guy and boost that nikka's head up all the time. Why do those single mothers keep fronting when they know they would kill a fukking child to get their back broke from a nikka? It's 2013...these broads could be a little more honest man. Nobody is judging them or anything.
 

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I can budget for stuff for the kids without him bytching about me spending on them (everything they own is second-hand, but he is STILL bytching to people about how I don't stay within budget -- while he goes out and drops $60 at a happy hour binge without a second thought).

I don't have to listen to any more cockamamie get-rich-quick schemes coming from a 38 year old man who should know better and already have a career of some sort.

Never have to worry about him beating me or abusing me emotionally, spiritually, mentally, psychologically.
 

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:mindblown: at how many moms making waffles for dinner



when the dining cafeterias tried to sell that breakfast for dinner shyt to me in college i was like :birdman:
 

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I can budget for stuff for the kids without him bytching about me spending on them (everything they own is second-hand, but he is STILL bytching to people about how I don't stay within budget -- while he goes out and drops $60 at a happy hour binge without a second thought).

I don't have to listen to any more cockamamie get-rich-quick schemes coming from a 38 year old man who should know better and already have a career of some sort.

Never have to worry about him beating me or abusing me emotionally, spiritually, mentally, psychologically.

Why the fukk would you fukk with a nikka like that begin with :why:?
 

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7) I will NEVER again have to hear from another adult, calling from the bathroom, "Hey! Come check this out! You wont believe this poop!"

2) I don't have to VACUUM my couch off every day to remove dead skin from someone else's nasty peeling feet and dandruff flakes that they scratch while sitting naked on the furniture watching CSI.

I don't have to keep the kids quiet because daddy has a hangover and is asleep at midday
 
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