Why I love Being a Single Mother

[Dark Knyght]

I'm all for making the best out of a bad situation, but some these are just dirty and non hygienic.
...not cleaning the house
...not showering
...letting dishes pile up
...whether or not to vaccinate the kids

then others are just
...having my 85 year old mother live with me (, I ain't tryin to fukk you with senior citizens in the next room)
...two pet chickens
...8 year old son can dress how he pleases without being teased (princess boy? )
...don't get in trouble for being loud and obnoxious (yeah, cuz everyone wants a loud bytch )

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I'm pretty sure you can't tell how a person is going to behave once children enter the picture.

So before you had a kid he had a wonderful career, then when the baby came he said fukk it, left his career, and started focusing on get rich schemes?

Damn that's crazy how a baby would make a man just lose all responsibility he has to himself.

 

[Illuminatos]

7) I will NEVER again have to hear from another adult, calling from the bathroom, "Hey! Come check this out! You wont believe this poop!"

2) I don't have to VACUUM my couch off every day to remove dead skin from someone else's nasty peeling feet and dandruff flakes that they scratch while sitting naked on the furniture watching CSI.

I don't have to keep the kids quiet because daddy has a hangover and is asleep at midday

Why you married a slob? :lolhov::lolhov::lolhov: :lolhov::lolhov::lolhov::lolhov:

 

[Chris.B]

nikka, you Ghanian right? Why don't you hook up with a Ghanian chick?

I did in college...

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Yall nikkas better watch who u knock up

If a woman doesnt share the same beliefs,customs,ideology,interests,habits with u...stay the fukk away from her

Having one of these demons raising my kids after breaking up would be the death of me