Why is a large part of our manhood determined by the size of what's dangling between our legs?

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Think about it

A celebrity nikka's baby dikk pic leaks and everybody clowns him, 100% of men with micropenises have clinical depression and suicidal thoughts, a woman's first response when arguing with a dude is "you little dikk ass nikka", a chick will come to a guys crib to smash and as soon as he pulls down his boxers and shows his flash drive sized penis she'll let off a deep, guttural howl of hilarity, women with small dikked husbands aren't satisfied. What if a man has everything going great for him? Lots of money, nice home, nice car, in shape, handsome, treats a woman like a queen, but he has a 4 inch penis? Most women, no matter how good he is or how well he eats the p*ssy, would date him but have a Julio Gomez type nikka on the side blowing her back out, with his big ass dikk all in her pancreas. Wtf is a man cursed with a baby dikk supposed to do?:lupe:

I'm not a native of Northern Manhattan:dame:
 
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Let's count the amount of dame smileys dropped in this thread
Also you're p*ssy if you let people hoe you over the size of your dikk. Boss up.
 
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Man It would suck being in love with a guy with a micropenis. Ugh I feel bad for those poor women. Having to get tickled by a Vienna sausage every night. :scust:


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