Why is being a simp bad?

[Fun Sized Psycho]

Not about that at all. Showing emotion =/= simping.

Letting women walk all over you = simping.

Treating a female like a goddess even though she shows you 0 respect = simping.

Spending half your income tryna impress females who don't even like you = simping.

Simping is a disease. And i'm just gonna assume all you dudes standing up for simps are simps yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself.

So would that make my coworker a simp? He bought me 2 handbags (both ended up being cheap as fukk though), and yes said he was going to buy me a pair of sneakers from our job, as well as pay for me to go to Jamaica. I said no to the trip mainly bc I have 2 tests in the time frame he's going & I wouldn't want to go to Jamaica with him and his family.
But my coworker knows I don't like him as more than just a 'friend'.

What is simp short for?

simple simon. J/k

 

[Couth]

So would that make my coworker a simp? He bought me 2 handbags (both ended up being cheap as fukk though), and yes said he was going to buy me a pair of sneakers from our job, as well as pay for me to go to Jamaica. I said no to the trip mainly bc I have 2 tests in the time frame he's going & I wouldn't want to go to Jamaica with him and his family.
But my coworker knows I don't like him as more than just a 'friend'.
simple simon. J/k

Either simping or he just has horrible game.

You better milk him for a wardrobe and some free meals. Hes gotta learn somehow.

 

[Eczema]

So would that make my coworker a simp? He bought me 2 handbags (both ended up being cheap as fukk though), and yes said he was going to buy me a pair of sneakers from our job, as well as pay for me to go to Jamaica. I said no to the trip mainly bc I have 2 tests in the time frame he's going & I wouldn't want to go to Jamaica with him and his family.
But my coworker knows I don't like him as more than just a 'friend'.
simple simon. J/k

what the fukk?!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!?!!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! god fukking dammit i fukking hate simps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Flay Mayweather]

Being a simp is bad because simps believe buying and showering girls with materials and affection will promise them p*ssy/love

IRL it makes them a pushover and gives the reciever the ability to control every aspect of their relationship




You gotta give a little hate and a little love.

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

Either simping or he just has horrible game.

You better milk him for a wardrobe and some free meals. Hes gotta learn somehow.

Lol. I could very well get a wardrobe out of him. He's already in the past offered to buy me dresses that I wanted.
I declined because my boss was like "he's gonna be expecting something if you accept those dresses. "

 

[ScoopNScore]

So would that make my coworker a simp? He bought me 2 handbags (both ended up being cheap as fukk though), and yes said he was going to buy me a pair of sneakers from our job, as well as pay for me to go to Jamaica. I said no to the trip mainly bc I have 2 tests in the time frame he's going & I wouldn't want to go to Jamaica with him and his family.
But my coworker knows I don't like him as more than just a 'friend'.
simple simon. J/k

You bout to crush some buildings on some

shyt His fault for OD simpin

 

[bcrusaderw]

Keep on simping!

 

[Music Fiend]

Simp is just a dude who isn't living in reality. In an ideal world power doesnt corrupt, people are nice and don't have alterior motives, and you can think your invincible. Tag that with the idea of gender roles. Believe it or not, her having a vagina completely changes her life experience and perception. And that people have to be verified before you let em in.

Once you recognize patterns, and that your actions today will last, you realize being a simp is bad.

Just about balance breh, dont gotta smack ya chick for stepping outta line. She just gotta know you value yourself enough to drop her quick af.

 

[-----]

Whats with all the hate?

Negged.

 

[King Crimson]

So would that make my coworker a simp? He bought me 2 handbags (both ended up being cheap as fukk though), and yes said he was going to buy me a pair of sneakers from our job, as well as pay for me to go to Jamaica. I said no to the trip mainly bc I have 2 tests in the time frame he's going & I wouldn't want to go to Jamaica with him and his family.
But my coworker knows I don't like him as more than just a 'friend'.
simple simon. J/k

As the other breh said, he's a true simp.
The reason everyone hates a simp: Think of love, sex and affection as stocks. Most well adjusted people use a combination of their looks, ability to interact socially and charisma/personality to trade. What simps do, is fukk up the market up. They introduce a foreign element, or currency, into the mix. They go beyond the pale in everything. They pay for everything (even when the woman should/is willing/is able to). They devote more time than humanly logical. What that does is alter the game for the rest of us when these people come back into the dating pool with unrealistic expectations.

 

[The Burger King]

Let me explain it like this for you, bruh.

Let's say you make a pitcher of Kool-Aid? It's just right, perfect.

Got the perfect amount of water, perfect amount of sugar, ya shyt is just on point.

Then some dumb ass comes and pours ice into your pitcher. :goddamn:

The ice melts and now your entire pitcher of Kool-Aid is fukked up and watered down.

Same shyt in the dating game.

Dudes with game add the right amount of water to the game and women add the right amount of sugar to the game.

Simps come along and fukk it up by adding ice to the game, watering shyt down.

 

[Strapped]

Ain't nothing wrong with lil sipping dawg

 

[twan83]

Let me explain it like this for you, bruh.

Let's say you make a pitcher of Kool-Aid? It's just right, perfect.

Got the perfect amount of water, perfect amount of sugar, ya shyt is just on point.

Then some dumb ass comes and pours ice into your pitcher. :goddamn:

The ice melts and now your entire pitcher of Kool-Aid is fukked up and watered down.

Same shyt in the dating game.

Dudes with game add the right amount of water to the game and women add the right amount of sugar to the game.

Simps come along and fukk it up by adding ice to the game, watering shyt down.

 

[The Burger King]

That supposed to be @KOOL-AID?

 

[twan83]

That supposed to be @KOOL-AID?

na he retired my son is off being a better person