Why is eating booty "taboo"?

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Treat fecal matter like a delicacy, brehs
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I remember a girl telling me that one of her girlfriends tried to eat a dudes ass out while giving him dome and she ended up chewing on a chunk of doodoo that was stuck in his asshairs :gag:
 

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:scusthov: Who eats butt plain? That's like eating plain yogurt, a plain donut, chicken with no seasoning. You have to pour something sweet on that butt hole brehs. Fruit syrup, ice cream, whipped cream, etc. Why? Because the preservatives and chemicals in those things will kill the butt residue that may still reside after she cleans that succulent butt hole.

*I learned this from my Uncle Diesel Black who did 17 joints (for doing knuckle push ups on the 3rd rail in the NYC subway tunnels) in upstate New York prisons Elmira and Clinton. But he made the new dudes lick him:damn:
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:scusthov: Who eats butt plain? That's like eating plain yogurt, a plain donut, chicken with no seasoning. You have to pour something sweet on that butt hole brehs. Fruit syrup, ice cream, whipped cream, etc. Why? Because the preservatives and chemicals in those things will kill the butt residue that may still reside after she cleans that succulent butt hole.

*I learned this from my Uncle Diesel Black who did 17 joints (for doing knuckle push ups on the 3rd rail in the NYC subway tunnels) in upstate New York prisons Elmira and Clinton. But he made the new dudes lick him:damn:


 

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why folks acting like the human body ain't dirty as shyt all over, this phobia folks have over eating the booty weird too me :yeshrug:
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And showers dont mean a damn thang if u aint also gettin enemas.

Take a shower, then go take a mile walk, then slide the side of your hand up and down that booty crack. Smell that hand.

What u smell, nikka?:martin:


That's right, nikka.



ASS

No homo but you still shouldn't smell anything if you dried off completely and then threw some baby powder/ or my personal favorite Burt's Bees Dusting Powder, then you should still be fresh hours later.

I nip the inside of the cheeks but my tongue never crosses the threshold.
 

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:scusthov: Who eats butt plain? That's like eating plain yogurt, a plain donut, chicken with no seasoning. You have to pour something sweet on that butt hole brehs. Fruit syrup, ice cream, whipped cream, etc. Why? Because the preservatives and chemicals in those things will kill the butt residue that may still reside after she cleans that succulent butt hole.
You ain't really bout dat ass :eat:life if you gotta use a condiment. Pretender
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