Why is Hawaiian Punch never cold?

[Taadow]

I used let it freeze and get slushy and watch Threes Company and the Arsenio Hall show damn near every night before bed. Children of the 80s and 90s had no bedtime, you just better have your azz up by 7 am.

The REALEST of Real Nicca Sheeit

 

[AngryBaby]

It's never feels as cold as it should because you're basically drinking syrup OP.

 

[King_Kamala61]

It needs approximately 8-9 ice cubes

The way HP coats the ice cubes too....like how a juice so sweet it leaves a sugary film on ice

 

[nairdas]

I don't see how people still drink Hawaiian punch. Even as a kid it made my stomach hurt after one cup.

Once I discovered Tampico I threw Hawaiian punch in the bushes.

 

[TheJet]

Damn. Where can I find a Ecto-Cooler?

 

[Electric Relaxation]

What has more sugar Hawaiian Punch or Sunny Delight?

48 grams per 12oz can. We used to kill this shyt too. I think it was finally banned or some shyt.

 

[The God Poster]

There has to be a theory to this, ts and Dasani Water are literally never cold. I would drink my piss than Dasani, but I’ve noticed that shyt rarely cold

Your piss is typically warm/hot. Try drinking the Dasani first

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Because you ain’t a real one

 

[WesCrook]

Had to drop Hawaiian Punch and Tahitian Treat. That shyt ain’t good for you at all! I used to kill that shyt so much that my mom bought me Tahitian when I went to visit.. I feel like I broke her heart when I told her I don’t drink that anymore lol

Try this. It's nowhere near as thick and "syrupy" as the others. Non-carbonated to boot

 

[Starburst]

I hate both

Dasani is the only water I've ever had where I'm still thirsty after drinking it.

What?

 

[Diondon]

That shyt aint nothing but toxic chemicals

 

[Lord_nikon]

Because you ain’t a real one

 

[CarltonJunior]

Hawaiian Punch is absolutely terrible

 

[kaldurahm]

I feel this way about coconut water, especially the bullshyt brand in a box. Like why is this slightly dirty tasting water never fukking chilled!?

You're definitely trippin, coconut water gets cold and when it's cold, it's the GOAT beverage, only an ice cold sprite comes close. But it does depend on the brand

 

[NoMorePie]

worst juice ever, next to sunny d

y'all are tryna fight to start off the year huh