Why Is It So Hard To Find Square Chics?

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

And also corny

I know you are but what am I?

 

[1970s HeRon Flow]

I know you are but what am I?

A bytch that cant post a picture, mines in my avy,see how easy that is?

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

A bytch that cant post a picture, mines in my avy,see how easy that is?

I know you are but what am I?

 

[Professor Mac]

I may have made a similar thread before but can someone answer this question? Its like all women want to be with the "in" crowd and want to be with the shyt. Even college chics are wild as fukk. Finding a square chic that don't smoke or drink on a regular basis and doesn't use profanity in every other sentence is like finding a $100 bill on the street.

There's ordinary girls out there for you WontonThoughts. .. just keep looking...

 

[8WON6]

The one square-ish chick I know that I really like is like god damn psycho when it comes to her religion. But everything else about is on point. Its like life is trolling me. Even ran into her at our Comic Con out here. I be looking at her like "why you gotta be a lunatic jehovah witness?"

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I may have made a similar thread before but can someone answer this question? Its like all women want to be with the "in" crowd and want to be with the shyt. Even college chics are wild as fukk. Finding a square chic that don't smoke or drink on a regular basis and doesn't use profanity in every other sentence is like finding a $100 bill on the street.

you want to catch a wolf, you not going to use fish bait


look in the libraries, the chess club, a church, a nerdy ass convention.... you want a square, go to where squares hang out

 

[ThaRealness]

How you gonna call yourself a square?
Who the fukk wants to be an easily defined shape?

 

[Jimi Swagger]

This sounds like another self hating thread if you are not a square yourself. Try your local library (preferably the collection of rare books section) or a classical (not modern) art exhibit. Sucks you weren't in Jack and Jill.

Dudes are confused and indecisive. All of that "I want a nice girl" bit goes out the window once a phat ass walks pass.

And Amerie is Blasian, I believe, and probably had one of those stereotypical involved and reserved Asian mothers (w/ a father) instead of the Paul Mall smoking 35 year old age defying grannies that raise the modern thot. Dont know of any ratchet Blasians besides in the Bay area

 

[Easy-E]

Another "Where are all the insecure women who have bodies like Instagram models" thread...

 

[Peter Parker]

I found one

Financially responsible
College degree, works for a local branch of a major nationwide news company
Listens to classical
Cooks every night, and would always bring me food
Doesn't go out and party at all
Doesn't drink or smoke
was literally a girl scout her entire life
My family loved her

Hit her with the fukk and duck though, I'm 22 and she was just super boring, she liked Tyler Perry movies, I had to pretend to be a christian around her, never had anything interesting to say about anything, would always get on me for drinking and partying as much as I do. We'd do nothing but argue mostly due to my immaturity but still we just weren't compatible, I did her dirty as fukk not gonna lie and I'm probably gonna regret it in like 10 years but my dikk don't lie


To this day I still don't understand what made her want to be with a fukk nikka like me instead of a real man who had his shyt together

Not saying this for bragging sakes because I still feel like she was exaggerating but she'd always say I had the biggest dikk she'd ever been with and that I was the only man to make her cum like that, and its kinda crazy that someone with their shyt so together would fukk themselves over like that over the 15 or so minutes that I could keep it up

I'll feel much better about myself once I see she's happy with someone else

 

[3rdWorld]

I may have made a similar thread before but can someone answer this question? Its like all women want to be with the "in" crowd and want to be with the shyt. Even college chics are wild as fukk. Finding a square chic that don't smoke or drink on a regular basis and doesn't use profanity in every other sentence is like finding a $100 bill on the street.

Ive actually found a 100 note in the street..I'm always finding cash. I cant help you with finding square chicks though

 

[Action Mike]

Forgot 'attractive' in the title...

 

[Cynic]

I may have made a similar thread before but can someone answer this question? Its like all women want to be with the "in" crowd and want to be with the shyt. Even college chics are wild as fukk. Finding a square chic that don't smoke or drink on a regular basis and doesn't use profanity in every other sentence is like finding a $100 bill on the street.

Because it will isolate them from their friends and social circle which is like death to women.

If majority of women were squares, all the wild encumbered ones would be forced by the entire collective to conform.

Being a woman =/= being a breh


You could always move to a place where women are more to your tastes instead of moaning about it.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Go to Africa there are plenty

 

[O.T.I.S.]

they're all wifed up breh breh

This or that even square chicks think theyre bad bytches now... Blame social media