Why is your dog never there when you need it?

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I wish someone could explain this to me. Not always, but a lot of times your dog be too damn familar. You could get robbed at any time. Now...I ain't never had no dog but my granny had a dog. Brehs, this bytch was so fatherless that it took her 7 minutes to barhk. Sount like a 19 sigdsy-sem minivan. Her name was "Brownie".

:mjcry: One crimmuh, Brownie let 6 pitbulls run up in the house and eat up all the birthday presents we had laid for Jesus. They took us for everything! They refinance my motorbike, devoured the cookies, and cracked all the damn corn. Granny didn't eem care.

:why:
 

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I wish someone could explain this to me. Not always, but a lot of times your dog be too damn familar. You could get robbed at any time. Now...I ain't never had no dog but my granny had a dog. Brehs, this bytch was so fatherless that it took her 7 minutes to barhk. Sount like a 19 sigdsy-sem minivan. Her name was "Brownie".

:mjcry: One crimmuh, Brownie let 6 pitbulls run up in the house and eat up all the birthday presents we had laid for Jesus. They took us for everything! They refinance my motorbike, devoured the cookies, and cracked all the damn corn. Granny didn't eem care.

:why:

Well in Brownie's defense, she was a female, and she was outnumbered 6 to 1 so...
 

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I wish someone could explain this to me. Not always, but a lot of times your dog be too damn familar. You could get robbed at any time. Now...I ain't never had no dog but my granny had a dog. Brehs, this bytch was so fatherless that it took her 7 minutes to barhk. Sount like a 19 sigdsy-sem minivan. Her name was "Brownie".

:mjcry: One crimmuh, Brownie let 6 pitbulls run up in the house and eat up all the birthday presents we had laid for Jesus. They took us for everything! They refinance my motorbike, devoured the cookies, and cracked all the damn corn. Granny didn't eem care.

:why:


I chuckled.
 
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