Why New York N!ggas be Lying So Much?

[Mandarin Duck]

Can't even front like LA nikkas don't do the same.
Always claiming they half Puerto Rican
Always gotta cousin doing bigger and better thangs than anybody you know

 

[XII]

This one nikka I know at this barber shop(never get his haircut, just be in there tellin lies) told me he used to fukk nicki minaj behind gucci mane's back and he almost got killed because he nutted on her face and it dripped on gucci's couch and he saw the stain then she confessed and told gucci that she loved ol dude and so after that deal he said his bro know lil wayne and that's how she got her deal with ymcmb.

This same nikka told me he got hit by a ambulance as a child and broke the world record for being knocked the highest in the air. Said he died but the ambulance nikkas electrocuted him back to life(his exact words)

Matter of fact nikka might not even be from new york, wit his sloped-ass brow

I can't breeeeeeeathe
nikkas gone have to electrocute me back to life

 

[360dagod]

Every New York nikka I ever met claimed to be rich doing something illegal...

Meanwhile I been inside new york apartments that literally are not the size of my garage...

that ny rent is killa breh..

They prolly are telling ducktales though...

 

[BedRoomI'z]

This one nikka I know at this barber shop(never get his haircut, just be in there tellin lies) told me he used to fukk nicki minaj behind gucci mane's back and he almost got killed because he nutted on her face and it dripped on gucci's couch and he saw the stain then she confessed and told gucci that she loved ol dude and so after that deal he said his bro know lil wayne and that's how she got her deal with ymcmb.

This same nikka told me he got hit by a ambulance as a child and broke the world record for being knocked the highest in the air. Said he died but the ambulance nikkas electrocuted him back to life(his exact words)

Matter of fact nikka might not even be from new york, wit his sloped-ass brow

@ " the ambulance nikkas"

 

[Heretic]

This whole thread is comedy. I found Ol dude from the ambulance story on youtube too. I just made a thread about him. He a rapper named dig 'em

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/reme...bout-gettin-electrocuted-back-to-life.235130/

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Let's bring this classic thread back.

Reminds me of this NY nikka I knew in college that always said his uncle was in the supreme team,but never showed photos

 

[How Sway?]

 

[How Sway?]

I remember this fool told me he met dr. Martin Luther king. Jr. One time.

I said "Man, you lyin'. You ain't never met no Martin Luther the Kang.

He was like"Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King. I said 'Dr. King?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else."

I'm like Oh man, you lyin'. You ain't never met Martin Luther the Kang.

He was like "Knocked the wind out of me, yes he did"

I told the dude next to me no he didn't .

He said "yes I did" I look at the other dude and said "no he did not

He said "yes I did."

I said "no you did not."

NY nikkas be bugging.

Yo what the fukk

 

[K.Dot]

I'm a NY native and I can't even front, OP has a point.


Reminds me of this kid in HS who said he had latest Madden game for every system, even PC


Why would you buy the same game for multiple systems

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

damn. who the fukk lies about having a pt cruiser, I'd lie and say I didn't have one if I did

I was like uh...did I read that post right?

 

[ORDER_66]

Then told me he dropped 1000 for the first pair of foams that hit america

But Real Talk when the first foams came out nikkas was paying about $400-$500 for the first ones that came out on Jamaica Avenue especially around the coliseum... They was getting finessed lovely out they pockets...

 

[SheWantTheD]

LMAO I used to go to ny every sunday for church and this one dude would always be lying telling ridiculous stories.. and I would always catch him on that shyt. One time he got so mad he attacked me cause I was calling him out on his bullshyt.

One time this nikka said he drove to LA from New York and he was at the kid's choice awards (I think the Nickelodeon one).. and he said he hugged Miranda Cosgrove, got her number and was spitting game to her (ICarly star show) and some other nickelodeon celebrities/stars. I asked him how did he get back from LA if the choice awards was just last night. Dude said he drove, I'm like this nikka straight lying. It ain't possible to drive from LA to New York in the span of a couple hours.

It's real sad how nikkas gotta lie to make their lives seem more interesting than it is. Can't imagine how much they front stunting on social media if they lie that badly in real life

 

[loyola llothta]

Let's bring this classic thread back.

Reminds me of this NY nikka I knew in college that always said his uncle was in the supreme team,but never showed photos

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

I remember I was in Harlem visiting my old college friend and nikkaz was talkin Jay-Z and I professed my hate for him one of them nikkaz from around there lookin dirty as fukk smellin like some shyt gon tell me "Yo fam, Hov my cousin, B." and I'm like like "Why you assed out like this then?"

Hmm, well come to think of it that sounds like some shyt he'd do...

Lmaoo I'm weak

 

[Ronnie Lott]

damn. who the fukk lies about having a pt cruiser, I'd lie and say I didn't have one if I did