Why New York N!ggas be Lying So Much?

[Ice Water]

THE Empire stay winning

 

[ZEB WALTON]

image is everything in new york. thats who yall copied that flashy shyt from. im not gonna lie tho, some dudes just be some liars but the craziest shyt happens no doubt. trying to work with a new york rapper is like pulling teeth.dudes know everybody so ya waiting for shti to work but in reality they just lying through the teeth. cant trust a nyc dude half the time

 

[Heretic]

This one nikka I know at this barber shop(never get his haircut, just be in there tellin lies) told me he used to fukk nicki minaj behind gucci mane's back and he almost got killed because he nutted on her face and it dripped on gucci's couch and he saw the stain then she confessed and told gucci that she loved ol dude and so after that deal he said his bro know lil wayne and that's how she got her deal with ymcmb.

This same nikka told me he got hit by a ambulance as a child and broke the world record for being knocked the highest in the air. Said he died but the ambulance nikkas electrocuted him back to life(his exact words)

Matter of fact nikka might not even be from new york, wit his sloped-ass brow

 

[Money Be Green]

This one nikka I know at this barber shop(never get his haircut, just be in there tellin lies) told me he used to fukk nicki minaj behind gucci mane's back and he almost got killed because he nutted on her face and it dripped on gucci's couch and he saw the stain then she confessed and told gucci that she loved ol dude and so after that deal he said his bro know lil wayne and that's how she got her deal with ymcmb.

This same nikka told me he got hit by a ambulance as a child and broke the world record for being knocked the highest in the air. Said he died but the ambulance nikkas electrocuted him back to life(his exact words)

Matter of fact nikka might not even be from new york, wit his sloped-ass brow

 

[SKY DADDY]

This one nikka I know at this barber shop(never get his haircut, just be in there tellin lies) told me he used to fukk nicki minaj behind gucci mane's back and he almost got killed because he nutted on her face and it dripped on gucci's couch and he saw the stain then she confessed and told gucci that she loved ol dude and so after that deal he said his bro know lil wayne and that's how she got her deal with ymcmb.

This same nikka told me he got hit by a ambulance as a child and broke the world record for being knocked the highest in the air. Said he died but the ambulance nikkas electrocuted him back to life(his exact words)

Matter of fact nikka might not even be from new york, wit his sloped-ass brow

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

This one nikka I know at this barber shop(never get his haircut, just be in there tellin lies) told me he used to fukk nicki minaj behind gucci mane's back and he almost got killed because he nutted on her face and it dripped on gucci's couch and he saw the stain then she confessed and told gucci that she loved ol dude and so after that deal he said his bro know lil wayne and that's how she got her deal with ymcmb.

This same nikka told me he got hit by a ambulance as a child and broke the world record for being knocked the highest in the air. Said he died but the ambulance nikkas electrocuted him back to life(his exact words)

Matter of fact nikka might not even be from new york, wit his sloped-ass brow

 

[MicIsGod]

This one nikka I know at this barber shop(never get his haircut, just be in there tellin lies) told me he used to fukk nicki minaj behind gucci mane's back and he almost got killed because he nutted on her face and it dripped on gucci's couch and he saw the stain then she confessed and told gucci that she loved ol dude and so after that deal he said his bro know lil wayne and that's how she got her deal with ymcmb.

This same nikka told me he got hit by a ambulance as a child and broke the world record for being knocked the highest in the air. Said he died but the ambulance nikkas electrocuted him back to life(his exact words)

Matter of fact nikka might not even be from new york, wit his sloped-ass brow

yoooooooooooo

 

[jking23258]

I swear nikkas from NY be coming up with mad

This nikka just told me that he worked Derek Jeter's wedding last year. Only thing is, Jeter ain't married

I'll never forget this nikka told me he copped a brand new Acura from the dealer with money he made from hustling....When he was 13

Whats up with y'all nikkas imaginations up there

This nikka from NY told me he got shot at everyday and he fukked 5 girls a day I was like stop lying son

 

[ZEB WALTON]

Its in a new yorker to embelish. check the wu torture skit. thats everyday 1uppin the next dude. some shyt you gotta learn to take with a grain of salt

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

This one nikka I know at this barber shop(never get his haircut, just be in there tellin lies) told me he used to fukk nicki minaj behind gucci mane's back and he almost got killed because he nutted on her face and it dripped on gucci's couch and he saw the stain then she confessed and told gucci that she loved ol dude and so after that deal he said his bro know lil wayne and that's how she got her deal with ymcmb.

This same nikka told me he got hit by a ambulance as a child and broke the world record for being knocked the highest in the air. Said he died but the ambulance nikkas electrocuted him back to life(his exact words)

Matter of fact nikka might not even be from new york, wit his sloped-ass brow

Quite possibly the funniest sh!t I've ever read in my life...the whole goddamn post

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

that dude @HarlemsOwn seems like a typical dude from this thread.

 

[Momentum]

NY nikkas flex so hard on instagram it's hilarious

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Atlanta is pretty bad too, everybody done hustled with TI

 

[360dagod]

this goes on in every hood...

couldnt help but single out ny tho...

nikkas love us

 

[rapbeats]

I swear nikkas from NY be coming up with mad

This nikka just told me that he worked Derek Jeter's wedding last year. Only thing is, Jeter ain't married

I'll never forget this nikka told me he copped a brand new Acura from the dealer with money he made from hustling....When he was 13

Whats up with y'all nikkas imaginations up there

NOW THIS IS something i have to co-sign.
thats why they are the best rappers or some of the best. they have mad stories, ducktales and all. doesnt matter, they believe em and darn near make you believe me.