Why nobody can conquer Afghanistan

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Having thought about why it has been difficult to conquer in the last 150 years whilst having been piss-easy to conquer the 2200 years before that, I think the difficulty now is with mechanization. You need a low-tech army if you want to take Afghanistan with quickness and ease. No vehicles at all, including for supply chain management. No reliance on roads. Everyone walks on foot, everything gets carried by the body of the soldier. Horses and camels at the very most. And you move in great big bodies, massed numbers, 100,000 at a time, all walking down the same trail. The disadvantage of being a slow-moving, densely-packed infantry column is that you are very vulnerable to artillery fire, a single shot could wipe out thousands. So have a drone carpet bomb along the whole route of your march, about half an hour before the head of the column, to make sure there's no artillery pieces in range. Or send flex squads ahead of the column along the flanks, clearing out artillery installments before the main force reaches.

That way nothing can go wrong. That's how all the ancient and medieval armies worked, and they all smashed Afghanistan over and over again like it was candy from a baby. You do like that, you'll roll over them.

That video talked about how they set up ambushes on roads and shyt. Well obviously if you're using trucks to bring in supplies and cars to move soldiers around, you need a road, and if there's only a couple of roads then its so easy to target them. If you're on foot then you can climb even the tallest mountain if you must, find routes that are completely open with clear 360 degree line of sight, that way you can't get ambushed. If you're using mechanized transport you can't do that.
 

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Big Pharma took part in this. Wonder why the opioid crisis happened 2 years ago? It's been compared to Iran/Contra drug smuggling. Thank God it mostly happened to Cacs :lolbron:

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But low heroin prices directly undercut prescription usage. Why would big pharma want the streets flooded with heroin. It completely undercuts their business model. Break down your theory for me.
 

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Afghanistan has been conquered dozens of times lol. It's actually one of the easier places to get. Those mountains don't protect them from invasion, they trap them inside. Like that scene in A Bronx Tale, "now you can't leave."

In order, the following foreign powers rolled over the native occupants (or at least the previous occupants) and ruled Afghanistan:

Achaemenid empire
Macedonian empire
Seleucid empire
Mauryan empire
Indo-Greeks
Parthian empire
Indo-Saka
Kushan empire
Sassanian empire
Hephthalite empire
Abbasid caliphate
Ghaznavid Turks
Seljuk Turks
Khwarezmian Turks
Mongol empire
Timurid empire
Safavid empire
Mughal empire
Ashfarid dynasty

That's 19 conquests by my count, spanning a period of 2200 years of history. I'm probably missing a few since my post-Timurid history of south Asia isn't very comprehensive. So Afghanistan was basically conquered once every century, 22 centuries in a row. It just isn't a difficult place to go for a foreign army.

Credit to them for doing a good job in the last 150 years or so though, they kept out the British and the Russians and now they've sent the Americans home empty-handed too

You're crazy as hell if you think the U.S. left Afghanistan empty handed, trust me we got what we wanted. Spreading 'freedom and democracy' is always a cover up to the truth. There is a reason there will still be 10,000 U.S. sponsored PMC's over there once the actual military pulls out, we still gotta protect our interests over there.
 

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Why would big pharma want the streets flooded with heroin

Because it wasn't just heroin people were getting addicted to. Fentanyl, Meth, and Codeine were also a big surge during the crisis. Those drugs you can get trough the pharmacy or hospitals. It became very accessible even through over and under the table in many communities.
 

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genghis straight pillaged Afghanistan too sheeessh
Yea, to be honest the leader of Baghdad was an idiot. If I remember correctly, he killed the envoys sent by Genghis. Which led to the destruction of one of the greatest libraries ever known; The House of Wisdom.

Again I haven’t read the story in sometime so it may have been one of Genghis’ sons who destroyed Baghdad.
 

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Because it wasn't just heroin people were getting addicted to. Fentanyl, Meth, and Codeine were also a big surge during the crisis. Those drugs you can get trough the pharmacy or hospitals. It became very accessible even through over and under the table in many communities.
meth and fentanyl and have nothing to do with opium.....

fentanyl is being pushed by non pharma manufacturers in china

meth is from Mexico or home made

codeine comes from poppies.... but cheap heroine undercuts codeine sales

Can anybody explain how increased opium production in Afghanistan helps pharma companies in the U.S.?

all logic leads to opium production undercutting pharma products...
 

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Why conquer something of no real value, the weather is terrible but they do have some minerals though
 
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