Why the CDC Doesn’t Recommend Screening Straight Men for STDs

[Originalman]

And mothafukkas wonder why their prostates falling out like a bad transmission on a ford.

 

[904Lurker]

I was at a clinic years ago for my routine std test. I asked the CAC nurse can I get tested for herpes/HPV? She said: “you don’t need to test for it, it’s highly unlikely you have it.”

I said; “biiiitch I never said I needed it, I asked to have it.” Then she told me to leave for being too “belligerent”.

I swear they deny us these services on purpose.

That's because so many people have it but it's dormant in their system. I had to request my PCP to screen for it.

 

[NZA]

they also know a lot of straight young men clap no cheeks. they arent about to waste money on incels. might as well get you a physical and get you out of there.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

If you're sexually active and not getting an STD/STI test every 6 months, you're WILDIN

 

[RhodyRum]

It's dumb cause there are tons of DL men who won't even admit their sexuality to their doctor
I remember a doctor of mine straight up told me it's so hard for straight men to get hiv from vaginal sex they rather use the test on higher risk patients. he told me about a "super gonorrhea" that was spreading in the gay community back then too in the context he wouldn't test me for it since i'm straight
I remember walking away from that wondering why doctors would trust patients to tell the truth, i always lie to my doctor about whether i smoke or not

Bring this up next time there's a thread on here about Magic Johnson catching the monster and you'll see the definition of the phrase "defeaning silence" in real time.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

some truths you don't wanna hear

I mean getting acid burned on yr dikk isn't fun

 

[stepbackj34spud]

I get tested every 3 months. Im not listening to the cdc.. you’re a straight man with multiple female partners, get tested, regularly.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Full panel done on my yearly physical and can pull up my results on the spot

Also for some reason even if i dont get full panel, the doctor is like HIV test is mandatory as part of my physical..dont know why

Because you have a good doctor that's why

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Definitely get tested as a straight man.....but we all know what they're saying without saying it.

Gay men have the same and often times higher testosterone than straight men. You almost have to in order to want to fukk other men....there's no games because men just want to fukk. Imagine if women were like men when it came to sex...not picky on looks and could orgasm with 90% of dudes easily? Even the ugliest brehs would put up Wilt numbers. That's the gay community.

Women....well they tend to fukk a (relatively) small pool of men. Men will fukk whatever but women tend to fukk dudes other women want. That alone increases the risks.

 

[pickles]

I was at a clinic years ago for my routine std test. I asked the CAC nurse can I get tested for herpes/HPV? She said: “you don’t need to test for it, it’s highly unlikely you have it.”

I said; “biiiitch I never said I needed it, I asked to have it.” Then she told me to leave for being too “belligerent”.

I swear they deny us these services on purpose.

You called her a bytch, what did you expect was going to happen?

If a doctor orders a test,they need to justify it to the insurance company. Can't be ordering tests left and right.

It makes sense when a primary care doctor does it because it is part of checkup/physical.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Definitely get tested as a straight man.....but we all know what they're saying without saying it.

Gay men have the same and often times higher testosterone than straight men. You almost have to in order to want to fukk other men....there's no games because men just want to fukk. Imagine if women were like men when it came to sex...not picky on looks and could orgasm with 90% of dudes easily? Even the ugliest brehs would put up Wilt numbers. That's the gay community.

Women....well they tend to fukk a (relatively) small pool of men. Men will fukk whatever but women tend to fukk dudes other women want. That alone increases the risks.

I think it has more to do with the fact gays have piss drinking orgies than women being selective

 

[ColdSlither]

I get that shyt done quarterly.