Why The fukk Can’t You Have Two Excel Tabs Open At The Same Time?

Double Burger With Cheese

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Thanks everyone, I was being retarted. It’s some other mothafukkas in here that retarted too cause I just showed like 5 people in the office how to do it:mjlol:

To the people talking about google it. nikka I been googling this shyt for like a year, but like I said, I was being retarted. All is well now. Productivity about to go up like 7%. Told them nikkas I was an excel expert when I got this job. They clearly knew I was lying like 1 month in:mjlol: shyt didn’t even matter. I been using google for spreadsheet templates and shyt since I got here. If it’s any advice you could give for any one going on job interviews, it’s to lie through your fukking teeth and embellish as much as possible about your skills. Be honest if you want to
 

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They clearly knew I was lying like 1 month in:mjlol: shyt didn’t even matter. I been using google for spreadsheet templates and shyt since I got here. If it’s any advice you could give for any one going on job interviews, it’s to lie through your fukking teeth and embellish as much as possible about your skills. Be honest if you want to
Hold this rep OP

I'm reminded of this timeless classic
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/peop...can-you-help-me-with-something-please.430817/

That first reply still kills me :dead:
Interviewer: So Tell Us About Your Experiance In Finances

Spark: I Worked The Register At Micky D's :merchant:

Interviewer: I See...What Else

Spark: I Was Able To Double My Coli Cash On A No Fap Bet


Interviewer: :usure:

Spark: Do I Get The Job? :mjcry:
:russ:
 

Double Burger With Cheese

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Hold this rep OP

I'm reminded of this timeless classic
People With Accounting And Financial Analyst Experience, Can You Help Me With Something Please?

That first reply still kills me :dead:

:russ:

Yo that was the thread I made asking for help to get this job. A year and a half later and I’m still here. I’m actually about to start looking for something new cause this job raised my earning potential by a lot. Like I said, nikkas can be honest if they want to


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Thanks everyone, I was being retarted. It’s some other mothafukkas in here that retarted too cause I just showed like 5 people in the office how to do it:mjlol:

To the people talking about google it. nikka I been googling this shyt for like a year, but like I said, I was being retarted. All is well now. Productivity about to go up like 7%. Told them nikkas I was an excel expert when I got this job. They clearly knew I was lying like 1 month in:mjlol: shyt didn’t even matter. I been using google for spreadsheet templates and shyt since I got here. If it’s any advice you could give for any one going on job interviews, it’s to lie through your fukking teeth and embellish as much as possible about your skills. Be honest if you want to
Don't body yourself.

Go to udemy.com and find the best beginner to advanced excel class and cop for 15 dollars.

Wheres my rep nikka
 

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Don't body yourself.

Go to udemy.com and find the best beginner to advanced excel class and cop for 15 dollars

Real talk. shyt we got some Lynda.com shyt and other resources at the job that i can use for free to get my excel skills up. Plenty of other shyt too. I been bullshytting, but I’m about to take some time over the holidays and take advantage of the resources I got.
 

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If you want separate excels

Go to the Excel icon and open it. 1
Go to same Excel icon and open it. 2 excels


Going to a file uve created and opening it will just open an Excel spreadsheet within Excel and not separate it from excel.

Negged for complaining before googling
I always wondered about that
 

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Real talk. shyt we got some Lynda.com shyt and other resources at the job that i can use for free to get my excel skills up. Plenty of other shyt too. I been bullshytting, but I’m about to take some time over the holidays and take advantage of the resources I got.
If ur black u need to be better then skills up stoppit. Go to udemy and pay for better training.
 

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Look for the best rated and most reviewed Excel classes that can take you from beginner to Advanced. Most times these classes will have me longest lecture s

Props breh. I’m definitely gonna get the excel course. I feel like it’s time for me to transition to a new role, plus I want more money, so I do need to stop bullshytting. I’ll probably cop an SQL course too, cause a lot of these jobs I’m looking at are asking for that skill. :salute:
 
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