Why Wear a Purity Ring If...?

[Tha Gawd Amen]

TL;DR version at the bottom

Couple a summers ago, met this girl at college (this summer transition program from high school to college). Chick seemed cool. We started texted and shyt. One day we chillin on my bed before class and I ask her in necklace she always wears.

Me: After coppin a a feel on on some titty, "What's the deal with this necklace?"

Her: It's a purity ring

In my head: "THIS SUMMER PROGRAM WITH A 3:1 GUY GIRL RATIO AND HALF THESE bytchES LOOK LIKE EEYORE AND YOU AIN'T PUTTIN OUT?!?!"

Me: "Oh That's cool but why?"

Her: "Tells deep, emotional, Tyler Perry influenced story....."

Me: Oh...









Anyways....

Time passes (weeks) and any type of connection or feelings between us diminish. I go after some other girl, she goes to my roommate.

About a week before the program ends I'm kickin it with this girl in my room. I was havingthoughts but we just watched a movie a cuddled and made out a little. Maybe my roommate was having better luck than me?

Right on cue, roommate walks in with that glow on his face like he just busted after a no fap November.

Me: nikka, you look like you you just got your dikk sucked or something

Him:
Me: Ain't you still fukking with that bytch with the purity ring and shyt?
Him:
Me: Tha fukk a purity ring mean if she suckin your dikk after 2 weeks of talkin and letting you nut on her sheets?
Him:Nut on them sheets? bytch swallowed.

Me: So I missed out on some bomb ass head because of a misconception?
Him: What did you get tonight?
Me:

Anyways... A semester goes on and he brags about his "sexual escapades" he has with this chick (no p*ssy of course) They watch porn together, oral in public, him eatin her out, getting it with a Popsicle, some real shyt . I ain't mad cause me and that new girl are fukkin now and I be damned if I eat the box and get no poo-tang pie. Eventually they "break up", but apparently they were never together. Just Oral buddies I guess.

My question to you is, WTF does a purity ring mean if you're doing all this shyt







TL;DR version, bytch has purity ring, but, sucks dikk, swallows, watches porn etc but won't do vaginal
Why wear a purity ring if you doing all this other shyt anyways?

 

[Linz]

your thread posted 30 minutes ago and not one single post ! :traash:

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

your thread posted 30 minutes ago and not one single post ! :traash:

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/rep-a-lot.192355/
EDIT:That 4 minute bushes treatment

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It's a way for Christian girls to feel like they're pure and "innocent" before marriage because they're getting out of sex on a technicality. I knew a girl that I shared an apartment complex with back in college, she blew like 47 dudes but was still a virgin because she wanted to be a "good Christian girl." Thing is, letting that many dudes down your throat but not your p*ssy doesn't make you any more innocent in my eyes. It just looks like the type of chick that's not only really easy, but the kind of girl that might cheat on you but try to explain it away with a technicality. It's a really good joke, at best.

She gave some pretty bomb dome, though.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

It means she's the one who wants the D the most. Go after those women.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

For girls = "I only suck dikk and give handjobs......And I secretly jill off too
"

For boys = "I need to gain the trust of these cute bytches in my weird little christian youth group "

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

It's a way for Christian girls to feel like they're pure and "innocent" before marriage because they're getting out of sex on a technicality. I knew a girl that I shared an apartment complex with back in college, she blew like 47 dudes but was still a virgin because she wanted to be a "good Christian girl." Thing is, letting that many dudes down your throat but not your p*ssy doesn't make you any more innocent in my eyes. It just looks like the type of chick that's not only really easy, but the kind of girl that might cheat on you but try to explain it away with a technicality. It's a really good joke, at best.

She gave some pretty bomb dome, though.

So I missed out on some quality dome breh?

But on some real shyt, I don't get how they can still feel like they're pure after all that shyt that they're doing. Too me, it seem like they're coming off as fake and could possibly have some sort of deep issue or could just be a habitual liar like you said. they know damn well what they're doing isn't pure.

Spoiler

Just stop the charade and give up the box

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

For girls = "I only suck dikk and give handjobs......And I secretly jill off too
"

For boys = "I need to gain the trust of these cute bytches in my weird little christian youth group "

I guess the question I should be asking is, why wear the ring doing all this other shyt?

Do you really think that is pure in the eyes of God?

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I guess the question I should be asking is, why wear the ring doing all this other shyt?

Do you really think that is pure in the eyes of God?

You're asking a non - believer

 

[Nefrodamus]

I guess the question I should be asking is, why wear the ring doing all this other shyt?

Do you really think that is pure in the eyes of God?

My brother, why are you surprised that hypocrisy & God are crossing paths?

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

You're asking a non - believer

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

My brother, why are you surprised that hypocrisy & God are crossing paths?

I guess I shouldn't. I just don't why should lie to yourself? She basically trying to find loopholes in the Bible to suite her needs.
Maybe the purity ring came with a no penis+vagina contract, but anything else is fine.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Funny story

Purity rings are B.S to me you don't need a ring to say you aren't going to have sex

As for her She clearly doesn't associate oral with sex.

 

[Nefrodamus]

I guess I shouldn't. I just don't why should lie to yourself? She basically trying to find loopholes in the Bible to suite her needs.
Maybe the purity ring came with a no penis+vagina contract, but anything else is fine.

People have manipulated scripture in order to justify lots of twisted shyt on a global scale.

Its just what people do, what can I say


Edit:
Also,

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

So I missed out on some quality dome breh?

But on some real shyt, I don't get how they can still feel like they're pure after all that shyt that they're doing. Too me, it seem like they're coming off as fake and could possibly have some sort of deep issue or could just be a habitual liar like you said. they know damn well what they're doing isn't pure.

Spoiler

Just stop the charade and give up the box

Chances are, yes. You missed out on some bomb dome. According to "Manswers" on Spike TV (I forget the study they cited), virgins of that type are really likely to give up the dome and it's likely with that kind of experience they'd be really good at it. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's true. They're just trying to get by on that technicality shyt but we all know that nobody would really take that shyt seriously.