Seeing that puts me in flashback mode.
Was a couple years back but ran into the mother of an old thing i used to viciously break down like amazon does boxes.
I mean, she was up for damn near anything as long as I whispered it into her ear while them big thick legs were up.
So I see her mom, she tells me her daughter still misses me(why I don’t know, we def weren't seriously together like that) n i should reach out....
So I do.
She tells me eager beaver i should swing by so we can catch up, I tell her I will, ask if she's still in the same spot etc.
Yep.
I go by, she tells me to pull up in the backyard(




funny choice of words cause maaaaaaan) n i do.
Go upstairs, she hears me in yells the door is open.
I go in, see that stupendous wagon I know inside n out pointing at me with like two inches of stretchmarked cheeks peeking over the top of her spandex with the wings of the thong snapping into her hips.... she reaching into the oven n the kitchen is hella warm.
Her beater rose up in the back cause she got a short torso but stupid ass.
She straightens up n turns around and I kid you not, has the exact same bare belly gut hanging out that ole girl from the op has.
Never had my plans for an evening change so fast.
Went from brick to limp.
Yeah she was one of the few I dealt with who I googoogaagaa'd over tittywise(DD n perky cause she never had kids) but even those titties, sleeping over that gut had me like...nah.
Ended up chatting bs with her for like two hours, her constantly trying to get me to get "more comfortable" n me being like, I'm good.
To this day, I have zero idea what she thought was gonna happen, meeting me at the door with her visibly larger than I remember gut out.
All that to say, I like me a healthy woman, and prefer a stout woman who got big curves(no blobby fatties tho) but I can't rock with unabashed sloppiness.