Why would any HOME OWNER have a dog

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U can train it to not do any of that. And keep it clean.

And u get one cuz they are good loyal companions, and home defense systems (can hear well and if u got a big dog can bite an intruder) . People are gonna think twice doing an home invasion if they know u got a big ass Rot or Pit in the crib that can hear em before they even get in the driveway
Not entirely on topic, but once I was looking into getting a dog and someone said that once a friend of theirs walked into her apartment to find a a man up on her counters trying to shoo the dog away ( a golden retriever or lab, I don't remember). :deadmanny:
 

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Not entirely on topic, but once I was looking into getting a dog and someone said that once a friend of theirs walked into her apartment to find a a man up on her counters trying to shoo the dog away ( a golden retriever or lab, I don't remember). :deadmanny:
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They are good defense systems. Even the little ones atleast let u know someones coming.
 

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My tips:

Get a dog that loves to run. My dog lives in the backyard even th cold . He spends hours out there some times . When I first got him the first couple months he only came out his cage to go outside . He has pissed in the house twice since I got him . He was maybe 9 weeks both times . He only eats twice a day and we don’t leave dog food or water in his cage . He knows his cage is his home . We don’t leave bones or snacks out for him to eat because a lot of them stink and that what makes people house smell like dog.

My dog is at home by himself sometimes 12 hours a day . He ain’t gone piss or shyt in his cage .

He knows his place :manny:
 

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U can train it to not do any of that. And keep it clean.

And u get one cuz they are good loyal companions, and home defense systems (can hear well and if u got a big dog can bite an intruder) . People are gonna think twice doing an home invasion if they know u got a big ass Rot or Pit in the crib that can hear em before they even get in the driveway


dogs only provide you time to grab a weapon.
a door and a dog are only seconds more reaction time in a push in.
a locked door and a dog are not means of protection.
they only create an illusion of time.


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I'm currently living with a roommate until he closes on his house.

Of course he brought his 90lb English mastiff/pit bull with him.

I love animals. I mean love them. Always have...
But I've also embraced the reality that I am a psychotic neat freak.

So dealing with a dog has been...not as bad as I thought.

I have nice furniture so I had to have the talk with the homie about u scratch or break and u replace.
Other than that tho, I have couch covers and quilts. I took my expensive ass comforter set out of his room so he has his own sheets.

Izzie is an amazing well trained dog. She wants to play for 30mins, eat, go outside to shyt and then curl up beside u when ur binge watching Frontier on Netflix. And she is the sweetest thing ever. She will fall asleep in ur lap or at ur feet when we're gaming. She gets crated when we are away and sometimes she just goes and chills there with a chew toy anyway. She never pees or shyts inside. Doesn't chew or destroy shyt.

I only wear lounge clothes in the house instead of outside gear so I don't have dog hair on me wherever I go.
She's not allowed in the kitchen or bathroom.

My place still smells good and is spotless (even our shirts are folded very neatly in three rows and there is a drawer for everything. Yes I know it's a little crazy. It's funny but part of the reason why I like female housekeeping shyt is not because it's a submissive role but b/c I'm a control freak when it comes to cleanliness and my home.
"Pls just have a seat...I got it!")

But yeah she's sweet and affectionate and so far it isn't driving me batshyt crazy so I might get one when he moves out for myself.


pitts are cool, but after having a house full of them.
i won't be doing anymore pets.
if i could get a nathan the beach cat tho.
i would make an exception for another black cat that was as cool as nathan the beach cat, tho.

Nathan the Beach Cat (@nathan_thebeachcat) • Instagram photos and videos


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*misses my first cat, nuba
 

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dogs only provide you time to grab a weapon.
a door and a dog are only seconds more reaction time in a push in.
a locked door and a dog are not means of protection.
they only create an illusion of time.


art barr


My old pit fukked up a dude trying to break in my house before. I stand by dogs being good guardians. They’ll take a bullet for u.

And if it lets me know someones there, I can grab my pump quicker and let it rip. Cheapest and one of the most reliable forms of security around.
 
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