Why Would You Pray To Go To Heaven?

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Yo mayne u want to go to heaven?

Hell yeah boy, what's heaven like though?

Its beyond awesome...buffets of your favorite food, all your loved ones chilling and happy. Beautiful women and views. Its perfect u know.

Oh hell yeah b, so what I gotta do to get into this paradise?

Well its not as bad as it sounds but u basically have to die.

What?! fukk all that shyt....I knew there was catch I don't wanna die. I like it here, got my weed, McDonalds and cable TV. fukk that, a nikka scared to die.
 

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SYMBOLISM?

Oh ok...so now when its clearly bullshyt, its symbolism?

Get the fukk outta here son. :camby:

It says LITERALLY that Mohammed did that. You can't twist that.

Oh and you would know cuz you're a scholar of the Arabic language right? :rudy:

Illiterate nikkas :beli: :snoop:


 
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Alright Killah Priest. Calm down.

"Why should you die to go to heaven? The earth is already in space!"

But whatever...keep on bringing light to the darkness.



Peace to my NEPHEW MARCUS!
 
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You can't imagine a nicer place than earth..

WEll true, considering all of the other planets are uninhabitable for human life.

There's no such thing as heaven or hell. Just Earth for us...which is more hell than heaven IMO.
 

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are you blaming this again on "translation" issues?

cause if thats the case, "heaven" doesn't exist either then...right? :usure:

The fukk are you talking about?

You have to interpret whatever you read to make sense of it... Whether it's Shakespeare, a or even a fukkin newspaper article... The Quran unanimously has some of the most complex Arabic ever written. Your dumbass is showing your ignorance by saying you know how to interpret it... There are cats that study this one book their whole life and still are overwhelmed by its complexities

Drop out of high school then claim to be an internet scholar, brehs
 

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The fukk are you talking about?

You have to interpret whatever you read to make sense of it... Whether it's Shakespeare, a or even a fukkin newspaper article... The Quran unanimously has some of the most complex Arabic ever written. Your dumbass is showing your ignorance by saying you know how to interpret it... There are cats that study this one book their whole life and still are overwhelmed by its complexities

Drop out of high school then claim to be an internet scholar, brehs

whats to interpret about saying the testimony of ONE man is equal to that of TWO women in court?
 

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link islamic critics to apologetic websites that attempt to reconcile controversial concepts in the quran, brehs :troll:

You can't even read the answer to your own question??? :snoop:
 
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