Why y'all ain't tell me they have MALE housekeeping at hotels now?!

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I'm at the holiday inn and it's around cleaning time, so naturally, I get on the bed butt naked and start strokin my dikk :mjlit:. It's ten minutes past at this point and I'm considering gettin a refund because they ain't come yet :gucci:



I finally hear, "HOUSEKEEPING! :birdman:"
I think to myself, "damn...this bytch gotta deep ass voice this should be interesting :leon: .
I scream, "come in!!!!! :mjlit:"



I start to stroke it harder for maximum hardness to impress this ho so I'm gettin giddy....but a chubby Mexican dude walks in instead :why:.
He gives me the :merchant: look, does a 360, then walks right back out.

I instantly go limp and turn purple. I scramble to grab my belongings in time, but they kicked me out before I could even leave and now I got nowhere to stay for the night :francis:

must have been the holiday inn in :duck:berg

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You are a fukking deviant and you need help. nikka here stroking but ass and waiting for the poor housekeeping lady who just trying to do her job to sexually assault.



:gucci:

I’m glad it was a nikka though that’s what your faggachini ass gets.
They usually like it :yeshrug: :lolbron:
 

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Taking this at face value. I wanna hear what the brehito was telling his homies at the bar after he got off work. Hell he might've quit.
 
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