Why Y’all Be Driving Slow, And Then Try To Speed Up When They Try To Pass You

[Mowgli]

Another bad one is when some clown tries to squeeze in between you and another car that you weren't too far from. There's no room and if you get brake checked you might be getting in a car accident so why the hell are you in here.

Ever since they let people back on the roads it's like everyone's trying to drift into your lane to get into a car accident for a layup insurance claim. You going to scratch on your piece of shyt car that you definitely won't be repairing and get a free check

 

[1thouwow]

straight up, only bytch ass nikkas don't use their indicators

yall MF's need to leave this EARTH on some real shyt

I ain’t use an indicator in 3 years

 

[Silver Surfer]

That's an ego thing....it happens

 

[shopthatwrecks]

i hate muhfukkas who dont know wha the fukk yield to the ramp is


nikka try to merge and everybody wanna speed up

 

[Womb Raider]

I hate ppl like that but what I do is pretend I’m falling asleep at the wheel and start nodding my head and swerving behind them…they make room for you to pass fast as shyt then

lmao it's all fun and games until you get a ticket

@Feds : It seems like you were swerving and falling asleep at the wheel sir, can you explain to me what happened?

@papa surf : I was being an a$$hole to the guy behind me

@Feds :

@papa surf :

*gets $100 ticket*

@papa surf :

 

[King Poetic]

1…I hate motherfukkers who be going 30 in a 35/40 on the streets.. especially when there’s no traffic behind u, but the next thing you know there’s 5 other cars behind u and u waiting for this cocksucker in front of you to speed up or turn..


2.. I hate being on the freeway and here comes Billy Bob in his ford 250 all behind u wanting u to get over and I just lay the seat back cruising and he gets over and looking at u knowing he saying nikka

 

[old pig]

lmao it's all fun and games until you get a ticket

@Feds : It seems like you were swerving and falling asleep at the wheel sir, can you explain to me what happened?

@papa surf : I was being an a$$hole to the guy behind me

@Feds :

@papa surf :

*gets $100 ticket*

@papa surf :

slight correction—I do that if the driver in front of me is blocking me from passing…when they see me in their rear view mirror “falling asleep” they get out the way

 

[Sterling Archer]

Get you something with a V8 and atleast 200 on the dash and you won’t have these problems. Then there ain’t no such thing as someone “speeding up” to you. Every lane you in is the fast lane.

 

[AtlienInTheGoodieMob]

people are fukking stupid drivers. /Thread

When I first got my CDL a few years back I saw that first hand

Had a mofo trying to backup on a damn interstate ramp and had the unmitigated audacity to flip off everyone blowing their horn at him

the biggest no driving culprits are old people once they hit 60 should be a law that make them retake a driver course

 

[Dwolf]

Cause I’m an a$$hole

Neg

 

[3rdLetter]

 

[Stir Fry]

People that hit their brakes on the freeway when there’s not even any traffic


People that drive slow on the streets and then decide to hit the gas once the light turns yellow, leaving you to be stuck at the red

 

[Uitomy]

Why do all the slow m”fers crowd the middle lane now on the highway? What happened to slow m’fers in the slow/right lane?

nikkas be speeding in them lanes too shyt don't matter no mkre

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

People that hit their brakes on the freeway when there’s not even any traffic


People that drive slow on the streets and then decide to hit the gas once the light turns yellow, leaving you to be stuck at the red

What really trips me out is when they get extra aggressive and end up running the red light.


Like yo, where was that urgency 2 miles ago

 

[Serious]

Cause I’m an a$$hole