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she was telling me about one of her married female associates at work that got caught at the motel with another dude by her husband. dude was sitting out in the parking lot waiting for them, but apparently he didn't cause a scene or anything. i told my wife (jokingly) ":childplease:, if that was me, i would have shot both of you on sight...:russ:" then she hit me with the :merchant::whoa:. then the shyt went on a WHOLE OTHER TANGENT about me possibly killing her if i get angry...:what:. now she says that she is paranoid now and she doesn't want any guns in the house. and i can't convince her that i was just kidding. wtf brehs!!! :noah: i don't want my wife walking around thinking that i might kill her....:lupe:
 

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I think she's getting a little too worried... what has she been doing lately that you'd be mad about, huh? Hmmm? :leostare:

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Nah, really, OP, just let her know you were kidding.
 

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I think she's getting a little too worried... what has she been doing lately that you'd be mad about, huh? Hmmm? :leostare:

Nah, really, OP, just let her know you were kidding.

:russ: nah she's always up under me and the kids. no time for either of us to cheat...:yeshrug:

i just don't want her to walk around thinking that i'mma off her if she pisses me off. that's ludicrous....i love her :sadbron:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
Nah breh, you want your wife to think you're capable of it, keep her in line.


The fact she thinks you need a gun to do it tells me you're :flabbynsick: though, my woman makes jokes about me being strong enough to tear her in half, on one hand she's like :whoa: but on the other hand the primitive part of her brain is like :blessed: at the idea of me being a dominant male fighting & killing challengers on the plains of the Serengeti :wow:
 

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Nah breh, you want your wife to think you're possible of it, keep her in line.


The fact she thinks you need a gun to do it tells me you're :flabbynsick: though, my woman makes jokes about me being strong enough to tear her in half, on one hand she's like :whoa: but on the other hand the primitive part of her brain is like :blessed: at the idea of me being a dominant male fighting & killing challengers on the plains of the Serengeti :wow:

nah, never that. it's just the fact that i have a good amount of guns at my disposal...:shaq:

but now she doesn't want any guns in the house....:lupe:
 

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she was telling me about one of her married female associates at work that got caught at the motel with another dude by her husband. dude was sitting out in the parking lot waiting for them, but apparently he didn't cause a scene or anything. i told my wife (jokingly) ":childplease:, if that was me, i would have shot both of you on sight...:russ:" then she hit me with the :merchant::whoa:. then the shyt went on a WHOLE OTHER TANGENT about me possibly killing her if i get angry...:what:. now she says that she is paranoid now and she doesn't want any guns in the house. and i can't convince her that i was just kidding. wtf brehs!!! :noah: i don't want my wife walking around thinking that i might kill her....:lupe:
You share her and she doesn't want to be shot dead...its understandable :manny:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
nah, never that. it's just the fact that i have a good amount of guns at my disposal...:shaq:

I don't know breh, there's such a staggering size and strength difference between me and mines that a gun isn't even necessary for her have those thoughts.


Nothing spells true love like irrational actions :wow:


Crimes of passion :blessed:
 

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I think she will get over it just will take sometime. She was just being overly sensitive it will wear off just keep reiterating you were just kidding.

Does she shoot with you or she is just uncomfortable around guns? Would she go to the range with you?
 

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You share her and she doesn't want to be shot dead...its understandable :manny:


she ain't cheating brehs.....trust me....

but even if she was and i caught her, i would NEVER shoot her :mindblown: that's still the mother of my son. i'd just toss her in the bushes. i was actually kidding about shooting her. i don't want her to feel uncomfortable. she is supposed to feel safe and protected with me. not paranoid...:snoop:
 
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