Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
she was telling me about one of her married female associates at work that got caught at the motel with another dude by her husband. dude was sitting out in the parking lot waiting for them, but apparently he didn't cause a scene or anything. i told my wife (jokingly) "
, if that was me, i would have shot both of you on sight...
" then she hit me with the 
. then the shyt went on a WHOLE OTHER TANGENT about me possibly killing her if i get angry...
. now she says that she is paranoid now and she doesn't want any guns in the house. and i can't convince her that i was just kidding. wtf brehs!!!
i don't want my wife walking around thinking that i might kill her....
, if that was me, i would have shot both of you on sight...
" then she hit me with the 
. then the shyt went on a WHOLE OTHER TANGENT about me possibly killing her if i get angry...
. now she says that she is paranoid now and she doesn't want any guns in the house. and i can't convince her that i was just kidding. wtf brehs!!!
i don't want my wife walking around thinking that i might kill her....



calm down breh...
though, my woman makes jokes about me being strong enough to tear her in half, on one hand she's like
at the idea of me being a dominant male fighting & killing challengers on the plains of the Serengeti 



that's still the mother of my son. i'd just toss her in the bushes. i was actually kidding about shooting her. i don't want her to feel uncomfortable. she is supposed to feel safe and protected with me. not paranoid...