Wifey is mad at me...:to:

[Elle Driver]

She a black Dominican, the machete might be at my neck

Let's hope you're not a future guest on Snapped then.

 

[Tunez]

Now you showed her who has control of the relationship good move breh

 

[Steve Piffler]

The homie @Steve Piffler is the resident Mr. Beat a bytch up, the fact you even asked that makes this so funny.

 

[Malta]

Let's hope you're not a future guest on Snapped then.

"He said he loved her, she said she loved him, so why did breakfast go from platano con salami to platano con 'no mommy!' "

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

You share that p*ssy and a$$hole

 

[Steve Piffler]

Tell her that as long as she does what she is supposed to do, she should be fine.

that probably won't go over well at this point...

 

[Elle Driver]

"He said he loved her, she said she loved him, so why did breakfast go from platano con salami to platano con 'no mommy!' "

That sounds like something I've heard before. Damn breh, you must be patient as hell. Dominican women are crazy.

 

[Malta]

Fixed that to accurately portray your feelings.

 

[Willie]

Real spill my dude if she doesn't realize you were just joking I'm not sure what to say...

Not my place to cloud your mind with infidelity, so I won't go there.

If she knows you well she might know you were joking but if she chooses to believe it then fukk it let her believe it. No need to stress yourself out about it because in all actuality it's a pretty trivial matter.

 

[Malta]

That sounds like something I've heard before. Damn breh, you must be patient as hell. Dominican women are crazy.

They aren't crazy when there's a 100lbs and 10" difference

Spoiler

Educated Dominican that comes from a good family, I wouldn't wife one of them fresh off the boats rocking leopard print or Heights hoes who got the worst accents

 

[Guile]

You share that p*ssy and @sshole

I was just about to say.

She probably told you that story to see what you might think about her own misdeeds.

Or I could just be trolling.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I am sure she has good reason.

 

[Miggs]

You could ease her mind a lil by telling her you aint shooting to kill,tell her youll aim for the legs

 

[Sad Bunny]

Yeah breh, you got that whole Murder-suicide vibe going, your wife cheat and the whole family getting it while you listen to Radiohead.

They don't call me The Coli's Residential Emo for no reason

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

I was just about to say.

She probably told you that story to see what you might think about her own misdeeds.

Or I could just be trolling.

I'm most definitely trolling but I know for a fact someone is making her taste herself