Wild stories from grandparents?

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Ur point is
B happy I'm willing 2 post the stories 4 free instead of behind a paywall


I'm tired of people profiting off my stories n I'm still a broke begging byrch
I'll c when I wake up cuz they will actually help yall understand me a lot better
Bruh, nobodies profiting off Coli tales, yeah go take a nap.:pachaha:
 

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Loool thought my grandad was the epitome of a God Fearing Husband And Father of 7 until my mum told me that when my grandma went to take care of her car insurance, she found out dude bought her and his mistress the exact same car the exact same colour

šŸ˜‚ Real scumbag, Still love you tho Baba RIP

Interesting fact about my dad's mum she comes from a family of actual Albinos, although she herself had some pigmentation so her eyes and hair came out red. They used to call her Red šŸ˜…
 

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I’ve told this story on here, I believe, but I can tell it again cause I’m damn proud of it. :birdman:

My Grandfather was friends with a very famous black baseball player.

At one point this particular person was getting threats from the KKK, who wanted him and his family to evict their home.

So my Grandfather, who was really street connected, told the baseball player to leave his ranch and lay up at a nice hotel.

My Grandfather then went to his ranch with 30 or so goons and camped out around the perimeter until the KKK came through.

They came out from the bushes and ambushed the klan and killed all of them.

In my grandfathers own words ā€œwe had those crackers in the nearby towns so scared they wouldn’t even go to a linen sale because they didn’t wanna be seen near any sheets after what we did to those devils.ā€
 

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I’ve told this story on here, I believe, but I can tell it again cause I’m damn proud of it. :birdman:

My Grandfather was friends with a very famous black baseball player.

At one point this particular person was getting threats from the KKK, who wanted him and his family to evict their home.

So my Grandfather, who was really street connected, told the baseball player to leave his ranch and lay up at a nice hotel.

My Grandfather then went to his ranch with 30 or so goons and camped out around the perimeter until the KKK came through.

They came out from the bushes and ambushed the klan and killed all of them.

In my grandfathers own words ā€œwe had those crackers in the nearby towns so scared they wouldn’t even go to a linen sale because they didn’t wanna be seen near any sheets after what we did to those devils.ā€
Grandpa needs some kind of memorial: a plaque or statue or a scholarship named after him. Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
 

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Grandpa needs some kind of memorial: a plaque or statue or a scholarship named after him. Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
I disagree, because he did protect a lot of Black people back in the day but he also did a lot of scumbag shyt.

But there’s a school in Florida with my family’s last name.
 

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Not wild but my grand papi had a habit of standing up my grand mother every New Year’s Eve when they were dating

He’d say he was on his way, she would get all dolled up and breh would never show up
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and she never left that man. Made him breakfast till the day he died :wow:



You miss one phone call from a brehette these days and it’s
:camby::mjlol:
 

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My grandfather and his friends used to "smuggle" drugs in from the Vietnam war. I put smuggle i quotes because it was more like importing. Their army duffle bags used to be filled with dope. The Army didn't care nor did they check bags. We have pics of human sized bags, filled with powder. Without getting into too much detail, my family helped start the dope trade in NY/NJ....at least, Black peoples involvement.
 

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I was raised by my great uncle Marshal Blue,he was a Pastor slash Bootlegger back in the day.

He would sit me down and tell me the stories from back in the day, like how when he was a kid, white man would come up to your house, take his boots off at your door, have your dad exit the house while he has sex with his wife...and there was nothing you could do about it...



That's why i get happy when i see certain stories in here resulting in them getting what they deserve.
 

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Any of y'all got grandparents who have told some wild ass stories from their past? My grandma has told me a bunch. For example she told me her oldest brother Grover slashed up some predator cac when he was trying to break into their home late at night full of alcohol (Daddy wasn't home).

She was dying laughing telling me the story. Said he just about killed him. Had to skip town afterwards though. This was like in the late 40s early 50s (Alabama)

Told me some other ones as well involving family members catching bodies. Crazy stuff.


:whoo:

Sometimes I wish I would record these stories. They're something.

sort like my Gmom story. Her uncle killed some cac and they was looking for him, so some white folks he was cool with put him in a casket and shipped him to Florida. This was in the 1930s South Carolina.
 

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My grandad was runnin bricks from across the water and got jammed….only got 3 years over there but he was older and not in good health and died over there
 

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My grandad was runnin bricks from across the water and got jammed….only got 3 years over there but he was older and not in good health and died over there
Only 3 :mjpls:? So basically what you saying is your grandad evaluated his health and said fukk it let me take that plea deal and do this 24 months and i'll be home free. :mjgrin:


Be a descendant of a snitch, brehs
 

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bump because I’d love to hear more stories
My grandfather finally got himself a nice govt job at the state department in the 80s. But get this tho; dude was an old school, "women belong in the kitchen" type of misogynist.

So he rose in the ranks for several years until he finally got a white woman boss. She was like 3rd or 4th in line after the secretary of the state too. But she kept nagging him and nagging him day in and day out. You know in that passive aggressive way cacs treat black people. Until one day, grand daddy just snapped and back handed that poor woman :pachaha:


From that day onwards my grandfather never held another govt job in his life . :wow:



His prospects would've been bleak in his later years, but he caught a 4th quarter buzzer beater when one of his daughters lucked out and became a doc and he never had to work again.
 
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