Wildest Duck Tales You've Told In Real Life?

[Roaden Polynice]

I got fired from my job at a country club the summer going into college a few weeks before I was leaving.

I never told my dad and I think just a few months ago I told him about it

Either way I still got up to go to work every day and just ended up driving around, going to see movies and hanging out at the record store.

Great days

From 21-23 or so every time I went to a bar or club out of town I'd lie to every girl I ever saw. I think my worst was when I told a girl I was on the US Men's National Soccer team

 

[bogey_j]

killa cam?

Was his AK his aka

come to think of it he did tell people to call him cam'ron one year (this was like at the height of dipset fame). everyone just called him regular ol' cameron tho no one took him seriously

 

[Spliff]

killa cam?

Was his AK his aka

Before his ABCs had him A-OK

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Toss the burner to this fiend and said it wasnt mine when the cops came

Are you the fiend or a crooked cop planting evidence in this scenario...

 

[Flash Thunderton]

When I was 16 I told my boys I smashed Alexis Texas when I went to a football camp outta state

 

[Flash Thunderton]

Once told my mom I was late for coming home because I was being chased by some kids trying to beat me up at school.
While that was a common situation, one particular time I said that so I could stay from 3:30-7:30 and play Shaq-Fu at a friends house.

I wasn't much of a liar.

 

[Flash Thunderton]

Oh in 7th grade I told these white boys I was down with blood gang real tight. That day I went home and looked up everything bloods flashed.

Next day I walked in there to that group of white boys throwin up everything. Word got around and this dude who claim Crip found me in the bathroom after lunch, he was talkin loud and shyt so I started flashin everything again and yelling "SUWOOP ON YO LIFE BOI".

I switched school districts the year after, when HS came around I was a WR, he was a CB. first snap I looked in his helmet and recognized him, first play was a 30 yard reception when I got up on him, very next I doing a curl route and boy blew me up QUICK.


False claiming never ends well.

 

[rogue_riezo]

Lied so much as a youngin I don't even know where to start.

My uncle works for Nintendo .

I once told an ex that I got a girl pregnant. Instead of chasing her off she seemed more adamant about getting back together .

Had my whole class in grade 9 (when I was 14 years old) convinced that the E Class that dropped me off at school occasionally was mine. They believed it too because I'd drive to school and back home rarely (as rare as it was I made damn sure EVERYBODY saw me driving it) only because my aunt gave no fukks, it was my grandads car .

Grandest though must be having my family believe I graduated varsity when I was employed full time, hell I only went back to finish up AFTER I settled my student loan. Didn't have much of a choice though and that decision is the sole reason I have a solid job today so .

 

[Trajan]

Nope

I never lied to the people..not one time

 

[ChocolateGiddyUp]

Sophomore year I started going to the HS all my grammer school nikkas went to

I told a dude over the summer I got a bytch in Florida Pregnant... Missed a Friday of school...came back on Monday talking bout I went to FL over the weekend N made the bytch have an abortion

The whole school found out N nikkas was dapping me up in the hallways the whole year

 

[meth68]

I told my ex I slept with 3 girls my whole life. It's kinda an inside joke cause I have been saying 3 forever, even have the 3 names of my first 3 so i dont forget (Kelly, Karen and Bianca)...

I met her through a mutual friend that I slept with, one day she was like you sure only 3? I am like 1000000% (gave her the names) she was like youa re lying what about Gabriella? Oh yea... mybad 4

To this day, if anyone asks... its back down to 3 though


Edit: I guess this counts as being kinda duck tailed...
This girl I was hanging out with, has a man and is EXTREMELY hot.. came close a couple times and I manned up and didnt do it. One time I was driving and it was getting to the point any more isn't "more wrong" with the shyt she was doing in the car and me not stopping it. Shes like pull over, I am like no, no we cant... shes like "just the tip" I am like (there is no such thing but why not) ... I was 'd yall, she rode me out like a champion nothing was stopping us, I swear on my mother it was broad daylight in a CVS parking lot

 

[Camammal]

Told this chick that i was apart of Dipset, i started spitting some shyt from a hot 97 freestyle and she ate that shyt up , dumb hoe. She would give me head in her car when i was 16 and always ask when i was going to take her out and i would be like i gotta be in _____ by tomorrow so maybe another day. I pulled this off for like 2 years..

in retrospect she was straight up retarded but her head game.

 

[Camammal]

Nope

I never lied to the people..not one time

 

[Blackking]

"let me just fukk for a sec without the condom" ... I have a few kids now.

"oh you like domicans n ricans n shyt... i grew up in DR" .. -- this was sorta a c00n moment, but i spoke Spanish well so

"Me and my girl broke up because she Cheated on me..... Idk if I really want to start dating yet" -------- Mane, ol girl started fukking me like the next day ( I was engaged at the time to a faithful queen)


" What you mean I'm too young I'm turning 30 next year.. I just look young,, my pops was the same way.. you and me are like the same age " ------------- I was 24


" I get bad breakouts and plus I'm allegiec to this n that + the regulations state... blah blah" --------------- Be the only nikka in a war zone who didn't have to get the 6 anthrax shots brehs


" you go ahead.. and do a few more songs.. I promise Imma hit the ATM when we're done... Just follow me to the ATM, I aint going anywhere- take this 40 for now " ( 18 years old at a 21 n up strip club getting that WORK from a dancer... but not having any money................ Then bouncing"


" you have the best p*ssy I ever felt... and I you know I'm not the type of dude to just be saying shyt just to say it.... " Her: yeah you def don't seem like that type" ( like 20 bytches )

 

[beanz]

told my ex i was playing her too when i found out she was playing me when i was actually faithful as fukk

she probably saw thru it tho