I have a million stories. I've lived like 4 different lives. I have told some of them here but these nikkas are judgmental boring liars so I keep the majority to myself.
Some funny ones I can think of off the top of my head:
1. The time my friend locked a flight attendant in a bedroom and had this BM/AW couple fighting outside his door
2. The time a friend and I jumped a dude in a parking lot
3. The time a friend of mine took me into the Lockheed Martin server room. (In hindsight, they probably should have took his clearance for that.)
4. I have a crazy Vegas story that I won't even tell because it's so crazy no one ever believes me
5. They time I snuck into VIP to party with Drake and Trey songs.
6. I partied with Diddy once (no baby oil)
7. The time I was out with a friend and his homeboy hit me with the Magic Mike when he wasn't looking
8. The time my friend and I took this guy to a drag show and all the drag queens sexual harrassed him
9. The time we watched an NBA player get the breaks beat off of him from trying to attack a woman in the club
10. The time a woman ran up on a dude I was on a date with and beat his ass. I pretended like I didn't know him.
11. The Halloween party were the bytch was dressed like Storm, coked up and flying around the room
12. They time I made friends with a driver in Montego bay who was slanging while giving us a tour. (I need to hit him up btw)
13. One of my employees literally beat the shyt out of 6 people in our building like 3 months ago
14. The time one of my friends tried to kill her BD
15. The time a guy took me to this party to make another girl jealous and she had a whole nervous break down
16. The time we terrorized this company my friend worked for to get them to settle a lawsuit (it worked too). Honestly this a really great one.
17. Last Friday I was about to mace his dude in Spirit Halloween
18. The amount of stalkers I have had who I barely even spoke to or don't know is outrageous
19. The time I took this guy horseback riding, the horse he road got stung by a wasp, the horse freaked out and almost killed him
20. The time my dad took me to this cookout and this FINE ass dude at the party keep flinging his BIG ass dikk around in his gray sweat pants so I would see. Lol This is a good one too.
I have probably 50+ hilarious stories. I'm wild. I don't feel wild...but the stories speak for themselves. I can make anything fun. I really enjoy my life. I'm so different than most people.
I'm a responsible scoundrel
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