Pathetic 
Windows Central pleads with people to stop buying Playstations
- Thread starter Gizmo_Duck
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Dorian Breh
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NZA
LOL
2023 has been a year of shambles!
Has anyone seen @The Mad Titan and Jizz Corden in the same room at the same time?
Pull Up the Roots
Talking? During horse head bookends?
The WOAT fanbase.
Aside from TLOU R, they do play better on PC. Super ultrawide support, 120fps, etc. I'd much rather play the games on PC, but that wait time is annoying as fukk. Luckily, withe Horizon FW, I never managed to finish it on PS5, so I'm gonna wait on the PC release early next year. But, I didn't wait on GOWR. I'm gonna play Spider-man 2 on PS5 too. I can't wait 3 years for these games. I wish Sony was like MS with day 1 pc releases, but it is what it is. Maybe one day they'll release games on pc at the same time, but I'm not holding my breath. Sony has a strategy, and I don't see them veering from it anytime soon.They play better on PC
ALonelyDad
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We need community notes here
Dorian Breh
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Is this the most #shambles that anyone has ever shambled?
I asked ChatGPT to produce an image of Phil Spencer crying in a warehouse full of unsold Xboxes. Here’s how it went:
Me:
Give me an image of Phil Spencer crying in a warehouse full of Xboxes, Van Gogh style
ChatGPT:
I can't provide images, but I can help describe a scene like that in words if you'd like.
Me:
Ok
ChatGPT:
In a vast warehouse bathed in the warm glow of Xbox consoles, Phil Spencer stands alone, surrounded by the hum of gaming technology. His face, reminiscent of a Van Gogh painting, bears the weight of emotion as silent tears trace a path down his cheeks. The ambient light highlights the intricate details of the Xboxes, creating a surreal and poignant atmosphere.
Me:
Can you do something similar for Nintendo, but with joy at selling an overpriced, underpowered console and getting away with it for six years?
ChatGPT:
In a whimsical realm, Nintendo's leader, adorned with a bright smile, revels in the success of an overpriced yet beloved console. Surrounded by a magical aura, the underpowered but charming devices fill the space with nostalgic delight. Six years of market triumph are etched on their leader's face, a testament to the enchanting power of innovation and gaming magic.
Me:
Give me an image of Phil Spencer crying in a warehouse full of Xboxes, Van Gogh style
ChatGPT:
I can't provide images, but I can help describe a scene like that in words if you'd like.
Me:
Ok
ChatGPT:
In a vast warehouse bathed in the warm glow of Xbox consoles, Phil Spencer stands alone, surrounded by the hum of gaming technology. His face, reminiscent of a Van Gogh painting, bears the weight of emotion as silent tears trace a path down his cheeks. The ambient light highlights the intricate details of the Xboxes, creating a surreal and poignant atmosphere.
Me:
Can you do something similar for Nintendo, but with joy at selling an overpriced, underpowered console and getting away with it for six years?
ChatGPT:
In a whimsical realm, Nintendo's leader, adorned with a bright smile, revels in the success of an overpriced yet beloved console. Surrounded by a magical aura, the underpowered but charming devices fill the space with nostalgic delight. Six years of market triumph are etched on their leader's face, a testament to the enchanting power of innovation and gaming magic.
Gizmo_Duck
blathering blatherskite!
I wish I could find that one xbot that pretended to be a PS owner. Homey made an account to slander Xbox so he can show it’s not just Xbox being crazy. Dude got his account logins confused and got exposed something serious lol
these dudes are fukkin mental
The hell you think the Arcadium is?Isn’t it funny how nintendo and playstation don’t have sites dedicated to shytting on xbox?
Damn, Xbox ONE...... again.
