Winner of $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot is an immigrant from Laos who has cancer

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

Crakas mad too

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

“TheColi about to be fighting demons with this one.”

Disingenuous dweeb ass cake nikka

 

[RadaMillz]

Hopefully he can buy the cure to cancer

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

rather not win the lottery and have my health. hope he make it to enjoy his wealth

 

[the elastic]

Damn, did they have to release the friends full name too? That's putting the friend in potential danger

Depends on the state. Some states allow some anonymity. Other states you're required to tell the public your name.

 

[Toussaint]

@Chronic @Seoul Gleou @Pazzy which one of chrehs won?

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Depends on the state. Some states allow some anonymity. Other states you're required to tell the public your name.

Stupid ass rule

 

[Neo TheInsurrectionistONE]

Immediately, I would have called up doctors around the world and I would tell them the first one that can save my life is getting $10 million. I'm going to the best doctors in the world, give me Magic Johnson's doctor, that nxgga did a FANTASTIC job. I want them to give me a path of treatment. But I'm not taking their word for it, it's gonna have to be peer reviewed by other doctors. We gon solve cancer or imma die trying. Literally

 

[Mandarin Duck]

I’m

I swear y'all got a gif for every situation.

How you had this one in the cut.

 

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Winner of $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot is an immigrant from Laos who has cancer

The $1.3 billion prize is the fourth largest Powerball jackpot in history, and the eighth largest among U.S. jackpot games, according to the Oregon Lottery.

apnews.com

lrehs jokes are even funnier than they used to be before

 

[Oatmeal]

how does one cash a check that big? Is it spread across multiple accounts?

Private Banks, they gotta have a minimum of like $10 million and most of them are invite only. Super wealthy people don't even have cash on hand like that, most of the wealth isn't liquid, it's stock or trusts, or other investments. I think they'll have like a small amount if their wealth liquid and it's handled by a private banker that'll handle that individual directly or a couple other clients.

When I was around some of those folks that bought artwork they were putting me on game that I can't even use but it's interesting to know how they move. Plus they just do direct wire transfers for large amounts. Normal accounts are only FDIC insured for $250k but $500 millionaire get different sets of rules, the main thing is to try to keep the government from taxing you like crazy because you gonna be making crazy $ of interest payments


(Edit)- Apparently now you gotta have even more than 10 million liquid because the one i knew of is not called "Abbot Downing" anymore, it's now just called "Wells Fargo Private Bank"

 

[skokiaan]

"They TAkiNg AhH FrEduMs En PoWerBaLLz"

 

[TRUEST]

Damn, did they have to release the friends full name too? That's putting the friend in potential danger

Lol the friend doesn’t exist. Great way to divert the overly curious. Have them hunting shadows.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Lol the friend doesn’t exist. Great way to divert the overly curious. Have them hunting shadows.

 

[Big Boss]