"Wokelandia" a new card game created by White Male Evangelicals to battle "Wokeness"

[bnew]

So fukkin corny. What we're witnessing in real time the actual frailty of white supremacy.

i immediately starting saving the site,youtube page and amazon listing to the waybackmachine and archive.ph . not gonna let these people run away from their history.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Spoiler: WOKE NSFW

https://wokelandia.com/
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A Truly Woke, Card Game​

Wokelandia is an educational, fun-with-friends battle between the Oppressors and the Oppressed. The first persxn with 100 oppression points wins! Your identity is the most important thing. (OF COURSE). Good thing that can change! If you have the wrong identity (Sorry, white people) don't give up! You can still virtue signal your way to victory. That's called being an "ally". But don't say the wrong thing...microaggressions

"The purpose of the game is to get to 100 oppression points"

Get WOKE!​

Claim your identity!
Call out microagressions.
Virtue Signal your way to the top.
Rob, swap, and steal until your place on the Oppression Rank is unmatched and questioned.
Be the victim you want to be!!!

The right has one joke.

Dude in the video has the most punchable face of all time. Why do all them young republicans look so soulless?

who would have thought yet again cacs would steal a word that has existed for decades and run it to the ground.
woke this woke that woke this woke that

Is this like a monopoly game where cacs start with half the board and a ten roll head start and still pretend the game is rigged against them?

So which one of you c00ns pre-ordered?

could've named it Wokeanda but you would have to be creative to do that

Damn near spit out my beer

zero originality

just like all these young racists theyre raising who say N this N that but love rap music and the nba/nfl

Cornball caccery

just looked at the "reviews"
I really can't stand them

Black people don’t even use the word “woke” man. White people really be thinking they’re on to something.

This game looks really fukking gay

Cacs are pathetic

It’s only funny because they use woke in a different way than we do and they think they’re sticking it to us. Calling woke a religion when we don’t even think of it that way

It’s hilarious how much they took a tiny part of black nuance and made it a boogie man and it’s not even in correct context

Whoever created the game is turbo weird; they're so obsessed with what other people are doing, cause they're soulless, bootlicking narcs that can't mind the business that pays them.

One thing about cacs, they'll literally make shyt up and monetize from it.

Jesus was a SJW.... stay woke

For the first time in modern history white males (and the white supremacist social structure in general) were being held accountable via the use of social media. Despite all its drawbacks social media gave a voice to the largely unheard and white Christian America didn't like what was said. This silly board game is a reflection of all that. Anything that challenged the white hetero Christian male order was seen as "woke". Instead of doing a deep reflection they reacted the way any school yard bully whose challenged does. They deflected and resorted to throwing a collective temper tantrum.

 

[Wild self]

CACs weren't acting like this not even 5 years ago.

 

[bnew]

downright disgusting.

Instructions

Wokelandia

web.archive.org

 

[bnew]

yeah the same banks thats disproportionately discriminates against minorities and minority owned businesses.

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

yeah the same banks thats disproportionately discriminates against minorities and minority owned businesses.

What they're saying is young poor people don't deserve representation or basic dignity.

 

[RARI_Godwind]

One day I’ll write about the Cac playbook of “discovering” something way after the fact, mocking it, attempts to emulate, complete misappropriation of the concept, then commodification as a newly packaged concept all together.

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

Apparently not anymore. They've been out crazyied.

Of course your insane right wing ass would say this stupid fukking shyt. Ur one of the craziest right wingers on this board

 

[SadimirPutin]

Black peoole giggled and let white people steal that phrasing and turn it against them

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Is this like a monopoly game where cacs start with half the board and a ten roll head start and still pretend the game is rigged against them?

That's a great ideas for a game. You better take that to the patent office.

 

[MrLogic]

cacs

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

That's a great ideas for a game. You better take that to the patent office.

I just gotta think of a name. I believe "Life" is already taken...

 

[ItzRailT]

You know as corny as Woke as been tossed around lately it’s been an equal amount of corny against.

 

[MustafaSTL]

They didn't steal the word. It was pushed onto them by the radical left / progressives

I watched this whole thing closely over the years.

The Black lesbians from BLM and journalists from Huffington Post over used it. Pushed it into the public sphere. The right only adopted it after hearing it from them.

Now the right uses it to mock the left.

I have asked several conservatives do they know where that word or phrase came from, and they don't. They will just say the leftists use it.

Speaking of words/phrases that these people use that they understand little about what it really means, what does “radical left” mean?

 

[Unknown Poster]

"Battling Wokeness" is code for "Protecting White Supremacy" and comforting white fragility.