Wolverine Strolls By Biker Carrying A Severed Goat's Head!

[BlackMajik]

I done told yall them Wolverines are

 

[BlackMajik]

 

[DaPresident]

I heard he was going to put that goat head in another wolverines' den who owed him money

 

[BlackMajik]

I heard he was going to put that goat head in another wolverines' den who owed him money

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Bringing an offering

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Wolverines and Badgers are cousins right?

 

[Blackrogue]

Probably was wasted and can't remember the entire incident

 

[BlackMajik]

Wolverines and Badgers are cousins right?

They in the same family called mustelidae

 

[SHO-NUFF]

....but how many coli posters does it take to kill the beast?
in a locked room, with no weapons

 

[Kisame]

 

[jdubnyce]

What wins

Wolverine or Honey Badger?

 

[BlackMajik]

What wins

Wolverine or Honey Badger?

tagged u in my old thread

 

[jdubnyce]

tagged u in my old thread

-Wolverines are bigger. The wolverine's teeth are unique. They have a special molar that is reversed 90 degrees which is used for breaking through bone. Their jaws are powerful and the combination of strong jaw muscles and special molars allow them to eat every part of the animal including hooves, bones, and teeth.. They are fearless. Has been recorded killing a polar bear. It also has thick skin and fur

-Honey Badgers live in an environment inhabited by many much larger predators, including lions, leopards, hyenas, cape hunting dogs and cheetahs. Honey Badgers need to be extremely tough to survive in the same environment as these large carnivores.

-They have 4 defenses. A very tough, loose hide to defend against biting, clawing, stinging. African porcupine quills rarely penetrate it

-Their second defense is tirelessness. They can literally keep fighting for hours on end. This is a problem for a predator already battling to gnaw through the skin. The effort is tiring, and the whole time, the honey badger is struggling and counterattacking with its own claws and teeth.

-The third defense of the honey badger is that when attacked, it will go for its attacker's groin. There are records (Stevenson-Hamilton 1947) from the Kruger National Park in South Africa of adult male Cape buffaloes having bled to death after being savaged by honey badgers in this manner.

-Lastly, the honey badger has a reversible anal gland. The smell produced by it is described as "suffocating."

Goddamn

Honey badger is all sorts of demon

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[QU Hectic]