Woman Can't Get Married Until She Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches.............

[iBrowse]

Then Im sure you have many sandwiches in your future

I forgot to post this :sadhov:

 

[director_of_bands]

lol let this c00n bish and her Jason deli sandwiches fade into non-existence please!

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

1st thought: Why didn't I think of something like this before

2nd thought: Damn, she bad

3rd thought: Whose the doofy lookin white dude

Daps For "Doofy" Usage...

 

[MewTwo]

I thought this was an onion story. shyt is supremely depressing. Tired of seeing black women allowing themselves to be a doormat for a white guy. She would NEVER do this shyt for a black man.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

You never had a broad bend over backwards to please you

That says more about you than her

tf this gotta do with 300 sandwiches and people actually dapped you. bunch of fukking morons.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

tf this gotta do with 300 sandwiches and people actually dapped you. bunch of fukking morons.

 

[MewTwo]

Outrageous story. I have to bump this.

 

[mrken12]

fukk that bytch. fukk her sandwiches. fukk her metrosexual boyfriend/beard. And fukk the police.

 

[concise]

Outrageous story. I have to bump this.

Why?
You know that it was a bs story so that she could get a book deal to push recipes?
You did know that, right?

 

[Raptor]

Well sounds like a happy marriage. I don't mind

 

[Colicat]

........

...... instant desert dry kitty....

This sandwich making lady is a lesbian.... even if she made the 300 sandwiches her state probably wouldn't allow these women to get married...

 

[MewTwo]

Why?
You know that it was a bs story so that she could get a book deal to push recipes?
You did know that, right?

Care to explain?

 

[concise]

Care to explain?

Fake.

 

[MewTwo]

Fake.

Proof?

 

[concise]

Proof?

It's out there somewhere.