Woman crushed by online dating -Asks Reddit Am I Ugly? (PHOTOS)(Update: she joined the coli pg 88)

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Well this thread is about the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet, and I come on the internet solely for ridiculousness (and free newspapers).

I'll admit I haven't read this entire thread because 1) it's about 100 goddamn pages, and 2) after a few pages in I got the point: I'm ugly, I'm a gold digger, I'm pathetic, I'm only looking to date white men, I'm the reason for the Ebola outbreak, my dog ate your homework. Sorry about that! Then I skipped to the end and everyone was fighting with each other because... I dunno.

Funnily enough, I'm divorced (from a black man -- sorry everyone who was one billion percent convinced that I'm looking for "cacs") and thought getting back into it wouldn't be so bad. Spoiler alert: It's pretty awful. Sue me. Dating has been a hot mess which got me to thinking, "shyt, am I ugly or something?" So I made an alternate Reddit account specifically for the purpose of asking this question, completely removed from any IRL or other internet identity just to see what people thought in relative anonymity. Yes, I was well prepared for the parade of 19 year old white boys not to approve because I'm too old, too black, too whatever for them, but whatever. Even if nothing came of it, or if I was subject to pure trolling (a strong possibility on Reddit), the beauty of the internet is we're all hiding behind our screens, and tomorrow it's like it never happened. Delete the album and go back to pretending I'm doing something at work.

And then I came here and saw all this fresh bullshyt with theories flying wild. All very fascinating, and almost entirely wrong.Good stuff, everybody.

But I don't even think this thread is about me anymore, so whatever. I'm going to refill my drink.

Oh, and...
LOL.
Welcome to the coli
 

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@dontlietomebro , don't listen to @KenyaDoll . She's just hating. In addition, do your best to block out the noise from @GiGi, @Juicy and @LovelyDay .

@Emperor_ReinScarf will set you straight. You're in good hands.


*puts on cape

what would make you say that this beautiful black woman needs to be "set straight." :scust:

you know what, im sick of watching black women get shytted on. I've never been so thoroughly disgusted at a thread on the coli. this thread really made me realize what a pos @Emperor_ReinScarf is. you guys have been so busy projecting your insecurities, and shytting on black women. and then when she actually shows up you jump on her. :mindblown:

im glad this thread was made, I was starting to believe all that he-man woman hater bs yall been spewing. I know you don't talk to your mother like that. and if you talked to my lil sis, or my lil cuz like this it would result in me going to jail for assaulting you. :demonic:
 

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:dahell:

Look at this fatherless simp


*puts on cape

what would make you say that this beautiful black woman needs to be "set straight." :scust:

you know what, im sick of watching black women get shytted on. I've never been so thoroughly disgusted at a thread on the coli. this thread really made me realize what a pos @Emperor_ReinScarf is. you guys have been so busy projecting your insecurities, and shytting on black women. and then when she actually shows up you jump on her. :mindblown:

im glad this thread was made, I was starting to believe all that he-man woman hater bs yall been spewing. I know you don't talk to your mother like that. and if you talked to my lil sis, or my lil cuz like this it would result in me going to jail for assaulting you. :demonic:
 

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:dahell:

Look at this fatherless simp

I am anything but a simp, im just sick of the constant black woman bashing.

youre a real piece of work, I refuse to believe any woman even lets you near her vagina. :umad:

go make 70k more posts about how black women are to blame for everything you fukkn chump
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*puts on cape

what would make you say that this beautiful black woman needs to be "set straight." :scust:

you know what, im sick of watching black women get shytted on. I've never been so thoroughly disgusted at a thread on the coli. this thread really made me realize what a pos @Emperor_ReinScarf is. you guys have been so busy projecting your insecurities, and shytting on black women. and then when she actually shows up you jump on her. :mindblown:

im glad this thread was made, I was starting to believe all that he-man woman hater bs yall been spewing. I know you don't talk to your mother like that. and if you talked to my lil sis, or my lil cuz like this it would result in me going to jail for assaulting you. :demonic:

Shut your dumb ass mouth. I was just jokin' you cape'n ass nikka.

The only person heading to jail would be me after I fold you the fukk up, fukk nikka.
 

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Shut your dumb ass mouth. I was just jokin' you cape'n ass nikka.

The only person heading to jail would be me after I fold you the fukk up, fukk nikka.
I don't give a fukk about your jokes, ive been boxing 15 years and doing mma for over 5. think twice about who you threaten out in those streets
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Why don't you go through this thread you fakkit, I'm not the one who called her ugly or a bed wench , get my name out of your mouth fakkit.

Equate posts counts with vagina :mjlol:

Fatherless simp

I am anything but a simp, im just sick of the constant black woman bashing.

youre a real piece of work, I refuse to believe any woman even lets you near her vagina. :umad:

go make 70k more posts about how black women are to blame for everything you fukkn chump
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I'm not here asking how to find a husband. I posted something on Reddit, then everyone here decided they were a life coach. I responded because people pointed me here and asked me to.

Which is all pretty rich because I would assume a life coach knows at least *something* about their client. People here saw a post by me on another site, started making up motives and backstories, and then started arguing with complete strawmen.

:russ:
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I swear there are some unstable mofos on this board. I LOVE knowing how mad my very existence make some of you. :myman:


deflect and make up fake narcissism to hide your obvious anger, goofie.
ol' so mad, you use ignore.
then, get treated't so bad on ignore.
you still take me off ignore.
not once, but multiple times....
you, fake ass bytch


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Why don't you go through this thread you fakkit, I'm not the one who called her ugly or a bed wench , get my name out of your mouth fakkit.

Equate posts counts with vagina :mjlol:

Fatherless simp
you're doing way too motherfukking much in this thread, don't even front. you're the one that likes to talk shyt, and pick on women... what does that make you? that's the lowest of the low type shyt. get a life loser
 
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