Well this thread is about the most ridiculous thing I've seen on the internet, and I come on the internet solely for ridiculousness (and free newspapers).
I'll admit I haven't read this entire thread because 1) it's about 100 goddamn pages, and 2) after a few pages in I got the point: I'm ugly, I'm a gold digger, I'm pathetic, I'm only looking to date white men, I'm the reason for the Ebola outbreak, my dog ate your homework. Sorry about that! Then I skipped to the end and everyone was fighting with each other because... I dunno.
Funnily enough, I'm divorced (from a black man -- sorry everyone who was one billion percent convinced that I'm looking for "cacs") and thought getting back into it wouldn't be so bad. Spoiler alert: It's pretty awful. Sue me. Dating has been a hot mess which got me to thinking, "shyt, am I ugly or something?" So I made an alternate Reddit account specifically for the purpose of asking this question, completely removed from any IRL or other internet identity just to see what people thought in relative anonymity. Yes, I was well prepared for the parade of 19 year old white boys not to approve because I'm too old, too black, too whatever for them, but whatever. Even if nothing came of it, or if I was subject to pure trolling (a strong possibility on Reddit), the beauty of the internet is we're all hiding behind our screens, and tomorrow it's like it never happened. Delete the album and go back to pretending I'm doing something at work.
And then I came here and saw all this fresh bullshyt with theories flying wild. All very fascinating, and almost entirely wrong.Good stuff, everybody.
But I don't even think this thread is about me anymore, so whatever. I'm going to refill my drink.
Oh, and...
LOL.