Had the lady known bjj she wouldn't be dead. Hence the
@Mowgli pic in the end.
Dog would've been donated to the nearest Chinese spot had he attacked
@Mowgli
I'd choke a pit bull so hard it would expl0de into tasty dog nuggets.
I knew a cac woman that had a big ol pitbull. First time I came over the beast would bark like it had a problem. The bark was aggresive but i wasnt intimidated because i know brazillian jiujitsu. When the Pawg would try to be close to me the dog would hop on the furniture between us like
Fast forward 1 month later I walked in her house and the pitbull laid on the ground on its stomach. As I slowly stepped over this disgusting mutts head the pawg yelled the dogs name and asked.......
OMG WHY ARE YOU PEEING???
I looked back like

Brazillian Jiujitsu