Woman pulls the ULTIMATE finesse on Tinder

[InkosiYe]

1. Chick definitely ain’t that cute

2. This is the most self important generation of all time. Tinder and Social media are really creating average chicks with enormous egos. Men too to an extent, but way more with the women as far as I can tell. A bum bytch with no job, a passable face, and a phat ass can be a semi instagram star and have both a tinder and Instagram full of messages from thirsty dudes. 20 years ago she was just a bum bytch from around the way.

3. I blame the men too tho. Once the plan was exposed, any dude that actually stuck around is a bozo. It would have been hilarious to see her standing on that stage as the crowd leaves all at once, essentially making all the work and money she put into that (because that definitely too some money) pointless. But instead they stuck around, further boosting her clout and ego. The shyt is just overall pathetic

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I think I swiped right on her


And still ain't get matched and invited.


Too ugly to get finessed by an attention whore.

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

This is what they were simping over, I'm disgusted seeing brothers in that crowd

How is it mathematically possible to be a broke women in 2018

bytch can't even sing

 

[Marco Zen]

"Meet me at this show by the stage" ?????

 

[Cabbage Patch]

You can click on this tweet thread or read the whole thing below:

• I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. *Thread*
• So a few weeks ago I was on the Tinder machine shopping my soul around and I match with a very attractive young lady. No bio. Fairly innocuous.
• I message her some random shyt and we chat for an hour or so and she says "here's my number text me" I'm like okay sure thing.
• I text her n we make small talk abt work for a bit then she goes, "actually, I have this huge presentation Im workin on for my job, would you be offended if I got back to you in like a week or two when Ive got more free time? Youre cute and I want to meet you Im just too busy rn"
• I thought well that's an overly elaborate way to ghost someone. I say "lol I wouldn't be offended, I totally get it. Hit me up when you're free"
• She says "thank you, I was worried you would think I was trying to blow you off haha but for sure I'll text you in like a week, I'm excited" in my head I'm like sssssssuuuuurrrreeee I respond ""
• Two weeks pass I completely forget about her then I remember and go back to tinder and I can't find the conversation. I think well that's weird she deleted her tinder but I take it as... overly elaborate ghosting methods
• Then yesterday I get a text "HEY IM FINALLY FREE LMAO... my friend is DJing near Union square around 6 tomorrow I was wondering if you wanted to go for a bit then we could go get drinks after and see what happens"
• I'm like well I'll be damned. Genuinely didn't think she would message me. I reply "yeah I should be free, I'd be down" she says "amazing I'm gonna be running around today and tomorrow but just come around 6 and I'll meet you by the stage then we'll head out"
• I say sure thing, looking forward to it. This morning she texts me at 9 am "hey it's gonna rain today but I think it should clear up in time for our date" I'm like cool, I'll be there
• I play football with @mersrulesworld_ earlier today and express my incredulity at the situation. I find her Instagram it says singer, actress, model, 3000 followers and I'm like uugghhhh I dunno bro, THIS shyt FEELS OFF but fukk it
• I make my way to Union Square. Eat a hot dog and look over by this open lot by 17th Ave and there is a stage and a DJ and about 100 ppl and cameras and shyt and I think well this is some random ass Manhattan shyt.
• She texts me "hey I'm running a little late but just meet me by the stage then we can go" I wasn't gonna stand in front of the fukking stage so I stand off to the side a bit
• Eventually I see a girl moving towards backstage with two enormous bodyguards in sunglasses and realise it's her and I'm thinking WHAT THINE fukkETH IS GOING ON
• I stay back and assess the situation and I'm like fukk I'mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I'm so fukking confused but think well I guess she's a social media personality or some shyt
• I immediately think I'm too fukking old for this shyt.
• She gets the mic and is like thanks for coming out I bet you're all wondering what this is about and I'm like yeah what the fukk is this about
• She then says so I know all of you here are on tinder and I'm like
• Then she says I've invited you all here for a chance to go on a date with me and proceeds to give a hunger games speech about what its gonna take to date her
• ALL THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND ON TINDER AND TEXTED THEM THE SAME shyt
• Every man in the crowd looks down and mimes WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCOOBY DOO THE IS THIS shyt to themself
• At that point I am genuinely amazed at the fallopian fortitude this girl possesses. This is top 10 greatest finesse of all time. Dudes actually stayed and played.
• I went home.
• I TRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. DON'T GET GOT. THE END.

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UPDATE:

Why are there so many white dudes?

 

[Commish]

I honestly would not know what I would do, if I was one of those dudes.

I know that I would feel like I took a enormous L, especially if I participated in the mini combine ol girl set up.

I am surprised that none of those dudes tried to bring harm to her, even though she had a security team with her.

I guess the dudes gotta blame themselves partially for this mess...

This is not the way I would want to get my head bumped!

Embarrassing! Smh..

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Bet if they set up an octagon instead, it would have been more than enough dudes to run a fighting tournament too.

They make men like this?

 

[Brolic Scholar]

A bunch of lames. Let a woman dictate the date brehs.

 

[True Darkseid]

They shouldve booed and threw raw food at her like Safaree

 

[Cabbage Patch]

All dem dudes who still competed deserve to be sterilized. So bytch lied and completely finessed you and you still gonna just have her dangle your balls like she legit the last hoe in the world?

I'm hoping some of them were ringers hired to exert peer pressure to get guys to stay.

 

[TillWeDie]

Someone needs to get payback on her but then again...sheep will be led

 

[Rell Lauren]

Messing with these IG "models" and "DJs" who don't have two nickels to rub .

Dudes probably don't get any matches so they allowed themselves to be strung along. If she's not willing to meet within a couple of days, move on.

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

YOOOOOOO​

 

[Cat piss martini]

 

[klutch2381]

If true, I'm surprised she was able to get as many of those dudes there at the same time.

The allure of newfound vagina is...