women acting dumb on purpose

[old_timer]

for a time i thought women were helplessly dumb
then i began to see successful women in school and the workplace
but it wasn't until i married one that i began to appreciate the depths of their game

when we began dating, my future wife could barely calculate 20% off of $50
acting like she needed a calculator
so i thought,,, welp, i guess i'll be doing all the math around here
then when we got married...suddenly she is real sharp
using spreadsheet macros to calculate eigenvectors and eigenvalues

at first she didn't know anything about cars- "i don't know what's wrong, whyyyyyyyyyy won't it start??" [tears]
a year into the marriage it's like "i already tried tapping it with a hammer'
"i hear XYZ auto is good with hondas, and i'm pretty sure they don't close until 7"
you reach a point where it's like you entered a cheat code
suddenly the damsel in distress begins to act like a fully functional adult

what are some times you've caught a woman hiding her brain??

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

All too often. They're worried that it'll intimidate guys. It'll intimidate some, but not the ones that they should be dating, anyway. Kind of a shame, really.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

cosmo magazine used to tell women to dumb themselves down to give men ego boosts.

 

[Xtraz2]

cosmo magazine used to tell women to dumb themselves down to give men ego boosts.

I think tha camel did that to give his fans an ego boost

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

cosmo magazine used to tell women to dumb themselves down to give men ego boosts.

Cosmopolitan magazine never gives good advice, ever.

 

[HoustonHeat]

what are some times you've caught a woman hiding her brain??

I need to ask my dude this
He tries to throw random mental math problems at me and gives me a time limit, I dunno what he's trying to test.

But sometimes, I do get lazy and don't want to think about or make decisions after a long day of doing so at work. I let him know my brain is fried and that I refuse to do anymore thinking until after a nap.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

cosmo magazine used to tell women to dumb themselves down to give men ego boosts.

 

[Thoughts]

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[godkiller]

for a time i thought women were helplessly dumb
then i began to see successful women in school and the workplace
but it wasn't until i married one that i began to appreciate the depths of their game

when we began dating, my future wife could barely calculate 20% off of $50
acting like she needed a calculator
so i thought,,, welp, i guess i'll be doing all the math around here
then when we got married...suddenly she is real sharp
using spreadsheet macros to calculate eigenvectors and eigenvalues

at first she didn't know anything about cars- "i don't know what's wrong, whyyyyyyyyyy won't it start??" [tears]
a year into the marriage it's like "i already tried tapping it with a hammer'
"i hear XYZ auto is good with hondas, and i'm pretty sure they don't close until 7"
you reach a point where it's like you entered a cheat code
suddenly the damsel in distress begins to act like a fully functional adult

what are some times you've caught a woman hiding her brain??

Apparently women act dumb in order to get men to like them. They also change their voices to appear more juvenile and childish in order to appeal to men.

 

[Goddess_Godiva]

for a time i thought women were helplessly dumb
then i began to see successful women in school and the workplace
but it wasn't until i married one that i began to appreciate the depths of their game

when we began dating, my future wife could barely calculate 20% off of $50
acting like she needed a calculator
so i thought,,, welp, i guess i'll be doing all the math around here
then when we got married...suddenly she is real sharp
using spreadsheet macros to calculate eigenvectors and eigenvalues

at first she didn't know anything about cars- "i don't know what's wrong, whyyyyyyyyyy won't it start??" [tears]
a year into the marriage it's like "i already tried tapping it with a hammer'
"i hear XYZ auto is good with hondas, and i'm pretty sure they don't close until 7"
you reach a point where it's like you entered a cheat code
suddenly the damsel in distress begins to act like a fully functional adult

what are some times you've caught a woman hiding her brain??

 

[Smoke]

for a time i thought women were helplessly dumb
then i began to see successful women in school and the workplace
but it wasn't until i married one that i began to appreciate the depths of their game

when we began dating, my future wife could barely calculate 20% off of $50
acting like she needed a calculator
so i thought,,, welp, i guess i'll be doing all the math around here
then when we got married...suddenly she is real sharp
using spreadsheet macros to calculate eigenvectors and eigenvalues

at first she didn't know anything about cars- "i don't know what's wrong, whyyyyyyyyyy won't it start??" [tears]
a year into the marriage it's like "i already tried tapping it with a hammer'
"i hear XYZ auto is good with hondas, and i'm pretty sure they don't close until 7"
you reach a point where it's like you entered a cheat code
suddenly the damsel in distress begins to act like a fully functional adult

what are some times you've caught a woman hiding her brain??

Pretty sure tapping anything in a car with a hammer is not helping anything

 

[Orange cream shake]

We play dumb to stroke your ego. Otherwise you would feel like we only need you for sex...for some a check

 

[AWARE]

A man wants to feel needed, so many times women will "act" accordingly.


An example:
"Sugar Daddys" get off buying shyt for girls, for the sole reason of wanting to feel like a man (needed/resourceful)

 

[dap-man]

Society is to blame, I don't see how some dudes find dumb women sexy doe.

Spoiler: ...

All too often. They're worried that it'll intimidate guys. It'll intimidate some, but not the ones that they should be dating, anyway. Kind of a shame, really.

 

[old_timer]

why am i not reading any stories or examples??