Women And Astrology

[Crayola Coyote]

They are so stupid. I called one girl out for being late on a meet up with my friend she asked me.. her: what’s your sign?

me: cancer

her: oh I see..

Yeah women hate cancers cause I guess we don’t put up with their foul behavior

 

[J.E.T.S]

shyt be getting in your mind while reading horoscopes though...


You’ll find one part that might pertain to you and be like

oh yeeeaaahhhh

 

[re'up]

if you date enough, eventually you will be fairly well verses in astrology, I've had my chart done, and read my horoscope, and it's oddly accurate. I do think it would be practical for some people who are really into it, to perhaps study/follow 60% astrology, 40% current events/political science/finance/world affairs, and not 100% astrology/instagram.

I've found that it crosses the socioeconomic divide and defies easy stereotypes, never dated anyone who went to Harvard/Yale/Stanford, as of yet, but other fairly prestigious universities, and they were all into it, on some level.

Sure, some of it is probably placebo effect, or just wishful thinking, but it's accurate enough in specific ways that I can't entirely discount it.

 

[chief_keef_stan]

If she's into astrology, do not wife. It's the starter package for bird brains and hoe babble.

this. A spiritual heavy chick belongs to the streets sad to say. They a freak but major headache. These chicks really looking at charts and signs to tell them if they should let a nikka smash

I was telling another coli nikka that if she got one of those dreamcatcher sheets or whatever hanging on her wall. She most likely a ho lol.

But these the same chicks that be like I'm a homebody and not talking to anyone. Like yeah ight nikka

Like @Gold said.. lack of accountability.

 

[thewiz]

shyt be getting in your mind while reading horoscopes though...


You’ll find one part that might pertain to you and be like

oh yeeeaaahhhh

Look up the Barnum effect

 

[Jahbarri]

I was about to ask a girl her sign then had to catch myself

 

[born of fire]

its a lot of fun but i dont take it seriously

 

[internetexplorer]

My ex is all about this ish.... Mercury retrograde, super moon, new moon, lunar this lunar that, blah blah blah. Always on instagram, always would be sending me links to Dr Shawdy, personality quizzes, love language quizzes. Bish was stressing me out with all of the nonsense, then we broke up. Some other knuckle head is entertaining her BS right now!

 

[internetexplorer]

I forgot to mention her hipster hippie vibe, natural/homeopathic everything, all of her dream catchers, sage, and healing crystals.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

They are so stupid. I called one girl out for being late on a meet up with my friend she asked me.. her: what’s your sign?

me: cancer

her: oh I see..

Yeah women hate cancers cause I guess we don’t put up with their foul behavior

I’m a Cancer too. We have a bad reputation.

Tom Cruise
50 Cent
Mike Tyson
Geraldo

if you date enough, eventually you will be fairly well verses in astrology, I've had my chart done, and read my horoscope, and it's oddly accurate.

Astrology charts give a much more accurate view on someone’s life and personality. Most people only look at sun signs. I had an ex that got me into it, and I can look back at moments in my life, look at my chart for that period in time, and it point to that event.

I’m Scorpio rising, and it says a lot of us almost die at birth. I was born via mid forceps, after my mom was in labor for days.

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

It’s him and I, Aquemini

 

[richaveli83]

@HarlemHottie



Man: I'm an astrophysicist
Woman: Oh I'm a cancer

Man: you probably right about that

 

[richaveli83]

Girls that are into signs, crystals, hippy shyt
p*ssy be

just don’t try to wife them
I learned the hard way
Free spirits

Good vibes only

 

[Lady.Libra.]

I am absolutely intrigued by/ enamoured with / attracted to triple Scorpios -
I am going to screw the living hell out of 1 if it's the last thing I ever do!

 

[ben anderson]

I am absolutely intrigued by/ enamoured with / attracted to triple Scorpios -
I am going to screw the living hell out of 1 if it's the last thing I ever do!

Wtf