Women marking their territory ...

[intruder]

Ladies,

Give it up. You aint fooling nobody. That old play of leaving something behind on purpose at my crib is played out. We know that play and can defend it, now. + it never worked anyway. That's like you're down by 3 with 2 seconds left and you have Shaquille O'Neal standing out there for a corner 3 as a decoy.

This morning i was like "yo you forgot your shower gel" and handed it to her as she was packing her stuff. I told her to just close the door behind her and I leave the house to go pickup my dry-cleaning down the road and come back, and what do i find on the floor next to the bed? The same sh!t i took out the shower and handed to her as she was packing her bag. Some Japanese cherry blossom shower gel.

I remember when chicks used to leave panties, cheap rings/earrings and lip gloss and other sh!t at my place. I used to let it slide because i thought it was just them being careless (+ i used to keep the panties to reminisce) but over time sh!t gets played out.

 

[Auger]

Hey

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I just had a chick leave her soap over the crib this weekend

She always leaves something. First it was a ring. Then it was earrings and underwear. Then it was food (which I ate). At first I thought it was an accident but I notice a pattern

 

[Flychologist]

The hair strands is what will get you caught up.

 

[MoneyTron]

Bobby pins, brehs. Lots of bobby pins.

 

[Relldaproblem]

I just had a chick leave her soap over the crib this weekend

She always leaves something. First it was a ring. Then it was earrings and underwear. Then it was food (which I ate). At first I thought it was an accident but I notice a pattern

Da food definitely get ate. Had this chick get mad at me talking bout how u gone eat my food? Dat shyt in my fridge that's my food .

Rell Shyt

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Women

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Da food definitely get ate. Had this chick get mad at me talking bout how u gone eat my food? Dat shyt in my fridge that's my food .

Rell Shyt

She hit me up the next day like "Can I stop thru later and get my food"

Me: "Oh yea about that... I ate that"

Her: "I didn't give you permission to eat my food but its all good. Can I still come over?"

Me: "Text me when your on your way"

 

[intruder]

The hair strands is what will get you caught up.

Simple: Change sheets

Hair anywhere else can be explained because i have a lot of female friends that come over. In the bed... can be ...suspect.
My girl has seen women's lip-gloss, sunglasses and other stuff left on my coffee table and didnt question it. She has met many of my female friends. Thing i hate is that she goes out of her way to befriend them.

But that one time her 4 y/o daughter was playing in my room and found a detachable bra strap under my bed had me . She thought it was a toy and started playing with it. Had to snatch it out her hands quick and gave her some candy instead

 

[International Playa]

You clean up after every woman leaves. Last summer nearly got caught out, chick left her cheap ass thong under my bed, luckily I clean up after a chick leaves, I woulda been caught out by my girl

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

"Damn I forgot my cell phone case at your house the other day, lets stop by over there to get it".

12 hours later, it was left there....again. With something new.



Yes lets clarify to these imaginary hoes I could potentially be cheating with that I'm taken...

Thanks for the trust

 

[Theo Penn]

Simple: Change sheets

Hair anywhere else can be explained because i have a lot of female friends that come over. In the bed... can be ...suspect.
My girl has seen women's lip-gloss, sunglasses and other stuff left on my coffee table and didnt question it. She has met many of my female friends. Thing i hate is that she goes out of her way to befriend them.

But that one time her 4 y/o daughter was playing in my room and found a detachable bra strap under my bed had me . She thought it was a toy and started playing with it. Had to snatch it out her hands quick and gave her some candy instead

Lol!

Lint rollers should be on deck as a bachelor necessity. Lint roll your rooms on some CSI shyt, especially in the bedroom, and you should be goody.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I dont play none of that bullshyt....

 

[RiffRaff]

She hit me up the next day like "Can I stop thru later and get my food"

Me: "Oh yea about that... I ate that"

Her: "I didn't give you permission to eat my food but its all good. Can I still come over?"

Me: "Text me when your on your way"

 

[lotteryplaya]

I just had a chick leave her soap over the crib this weekend

She always leaves something. First it was a ring. Then it was earrings and underwear. Then it was food (which I ate). At first I thought it was an accident but I notice a pattern